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A fine kettle of fish
a mess so bad it smells like your uncle’s sock drawer after a hurricane
Your mom showed up at the party wearing your dad’s pants and your brother’s hat.
The pizza delivery guy dropped the box and ran away screaming.
You tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the router is crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine kettle of fish
a situation so bad it makes your dog walk out of the room and never come back
You forgot your homework, your dog ate your lunch, and your math teacher is yelling at you.
Your mom’s ex showed up at the grocery store and started a fight in the cereal aisle.
You tried to explain your math problem and it sounded like a foreign language.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine kettle of fish
a situation so bad it would make a grown man cry and then punch a wall
Your mom’s ex showed up and started a fight in the middle of the grocery store.
You spilled your cereal on the floor and your dog walked through it.
Your math teacher gave you a pop quiz and you didn’t know what a pop quiz was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine how do you do.
Saying hello to a stranger by blowing a fart directly in their mouth. You grab their hair, lift your butt to their face, and let out a loud toot like it’s the best part of your day.
I walked up to my boss and said, 'A fine how do you do,' right in her coffee.
The guy at the gym did it to my mom and she threw her water at him.
My cousin blew a fart in the principal’s face during lunch and got suspended.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine how do you do.
A gross way to greet someone by shoving your butt in their face and letting out a stink bomb. It’s like a surprise party for your nose.
At the movie theater, I did it to my sister and she screamed louder than the villain.
My friend did it to the teacher during a pop quiz and got a zero.
On the bus, I did it to my crush and now he avoids me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine how do you do.
You say hello by sitting on someone’s face and letting out a fart so loud it could wake the dead. It’s like a fart version of a hug.
At the mall, I did it to my brother and he ran out crying.
My neighbor did it to my dog and now he won’t eat my food.
I did it to my teacher and she gave me a detention for life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine how do you do.
You greet someone by shoving your butt in their face and letting out a fart like it’s a personal attack. It’s the worst way to say hello.
I did it to my mom and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.
My friend did it to the principal and got sent to the office.
I did it to my crush and now I’m the most hated person in school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine how do you do.
You say hello by taking someone’s face and putting your butt right in front of it, then letting out a fart like you just won the lottery.
I did it to my dad and he said I was the worst kid ever.
My friend did it to my teacher and got a D on his test.
I did it to my crush and now I have to sit with the nerds.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine how do you do.
You greet someone by sitting on their face and letting out a fart so bad it smells like a garbage can on a hot day.
I did it to my sister and she ran out of the house.
My friend did it to the teacher and she fainted.
I did it to my crush and now I’m the most hated person in school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine boi.
A boi so bad he makes the chonk chart cry.
He tried to dance and fell over like a drunk cow.
His face is bigger than his brain.
He ate three burgers and still wasn't full.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine boi.
The kind of boi that should be in a cage with a donut.
He tried to flex and his arms looked like sausage links.
He said he was a beast but he can't even run.
He tried to do a pull-up and fell off the bar.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine boi.
A boi so chunky he could be a snack.
He walked in and the whole room got louder.
He sat down and the chair groaned.
He tried to do a squat and it looked like a disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine balance
A book so sad it makes your soul cry. It’s about people in India trying to keep hope alive while getting absolutely destroyed by life. Everyone ends up dead, maimed, or screaming into the void.
I read this book and now I hate my life.
This book is like a bad breakup, but with more leg loss.
I cried so much I think my face is permanently smushed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine balance
The worst book ever, but also the best. It’s about people in India who get their hopes crushed by life’s cruel jokes. They all end up dead, or worse, with no legs or no will to live.
I read this and now I want to die too.
This book gave me nightmares about losing my legs.
I laughed, cried, and then threw the book at my brother.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A fine balance
A book that’s like a punch to the gut. It’s about people in India fighting through life’s worst sh*t. They all end up dead, or they lose their legs, or they just give up and die in a ditch.
I read it and now I feel like I’ve been punched by life.
This book is like a bad day at work, but with more death.
I read it, and I now hate my legs and my life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A filthy Johannes
When you're holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet and a Mou walks in on you like you're a disgrace to the human race
My sausage was the only thing keeping me from crying in the bathroom. Then Mou walked in and I died inside.
I was halfway through my sausage when Mou showed up and I immediately threw it at him.
I was about to eat my sausage in peace when Mou came in and I had to hide it under my shirt like a criminal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A filthy Johannes
You're in the school toilet with your sausage, and Mou walks in like they're the king of the world and you're just a sad little loser
I was trying to enjoy my sausage in the toilet when Mou came in and I felt like a piece of trash.
Mou walked in while I was eating my sausage and it was like my soul was being taken away.
I had my sausage halfway to my mouth when Mou showed up, and I had to drop it and run.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A filthy Johannes
You're in the school toilet with your sausage, and Mou walks in and makes you feel like you're the most disgusting person ever
Mou walked in and I felt like I should've been wearing a mask while eating my sausage.
I was eating my sausage in peace when Mou came in and I instantly felt like I was the worst person in the school.
I had my sausage out in the toilet when Mou showed up and I felt like I was being judged by the entire school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A filthie
A smelly selfie that makes your brain short circuit and your pants feel tiny
She posted a filthie of her face and her breakfast. It was like a crime scene.
My cousin sent me a filthie of his dog. I don’t know what’s worse, the dog or him.
My teacher took a filthie during lunch. I think she’s planning a revenge.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A filthie
A Seattle word that means something is so good it could make you cry or make you want to punch someone
That new pizza is filthie. I might die from happiness.
He wore a filthie outfit to the party. Everyone laughed at him.
That movie was filthie. I cried and laughed at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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