A filthy Johannes

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When you're holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet and a Mou walks in on you like you're a disgrace to the human race
My sausage was the only thing keeping me from crying in the bathroom. Then Mou walked in and I died inside.
I was halfway through my sausage when Mou showed up and I immediately threw it at him.
I was about to eat my sausage in peace when Mou came in and I had to hide it under my shirt like a criminal.
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You're in the school toilet with your sausage, and Mou walks in like they're the king of the world and you're just a sad little loser
I was trying to enjoy my sausage in the toilet when Mou came in and I felt like a piece of trash.
Mou walked in while I was eating my sausage and it was like my soul was being taken away.
I had my sausage halfway to my mouth when Mou showed up, and I had to drop it and run.
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You're in the school toilet with your sausage, and Mou walks in and makes you feel like you're the most disgusting person ever
Mou walked in and I felt like I should've been wearing a mask while eating my sausage.
I was eating my sausage in peace when Mou came in and I instantly felt like I was the worst person in the school.
I had my sausage out in the toilet when Mou showed up and I felt like I was being judged by the entire school.
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