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A pot calling a cattle black
A guy who points out someone else’s bad habits but hides his own like a dirty sock under the bed. It’s like when your friend yells at you for eating pizza crusts but he’s the one who eats the whole box of cookies.
My friend said I was messy but he left his room looking like a tornado hit it.
My cousin told me I was a bad listener but he talks over people constantly.
My dad told me to stop playing video games but he’s been on his phone all day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pot calling a cattle black
When someone tries to make another person look bad but is the worst version of themselves. It’s like when your sister yells at you for being loud but she’s the one who sings in the shower at the top of her lungs.
My sister told me I was annoying but she talks to her plants like they’re her best friends.
My brother said I was a bad eater but he eats with his hands like a wild animal.
My mom told me I was a bad student but she forgot to do her own homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pot calling a cattle black
A person who says someone else is a disaster but is actually the king of chaos. It’s like when your friend calls you a mess but he’s the one who leaves his room like a tornado hit it.
My friend told me I was the worst but he eats cereal for dinner and sleeps till noon.
My brother said I was a bad listener but he talks over people like they’re not there.
My dad told me to stop playing games but he’s been on his phone all day like a zombie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pot calling a cattle black
When someone tries to make you look bad but they’re the real disaster. It’s like when your mom yells at you for spilling juice but she’s the one who dropped a whole plate of spaghetti on the floor.
My teacher said I was a bad student but she forgot her own homework.
My friend said I was messy but he eats with his hands like a wild animal.
My dad said I was lazy but he sleeps till noon and eats cereal for dinner.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A popa John
A popa John is when a lava-hot pizza is thrown at someone’s crotch like it’s the last meal of the century.
My cousin got a popa John at the pizza place. He screamed like he was on fire.
At the party, someone got a popa John and started running naked through the street.
I got a popa John from my brother. Now I can’t sit down without burning my ass.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A popa John
A popa John is when someone puts a burning pizza in your pants like it’s a curse from the pizza gods.
My friend got a popa John at the restaurant. He had to take off his pants in the middle of a movie.
My mom gave me a popa John for not doing my homework. I cried like a baby.
At the game, a guy got a popa John and ran out screaming like a mad man.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A popa John
A popa John is when you get a pizza so hot it feels like your pants are melting and your balls are on fire.
My dad gave me a popa John for being late. I was burning up like a cheese bomb.
At the pizza place, the guy behind me got a popa John and started dancing like he was on fire.
I got a popa John from my sister. Now I walk like I’ve been roasted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A poop down the slide
When something gets tossed down the poop slide and comes out looking like a sad soggy taco.
My grades went from A to F when I skipped math class.
My mom's patience went down the slide after I ate the last of the ice cream.
My brother's reputation went down the slide after he stole my lunch money.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A poop down the slide
When something goes from looking fancy to looking like it got run over by a dump truck.
My hair went from smooth to frizzy after I microwaved it.
My car went from shiny to rusty after I forgot to wash it.
My plans went from epic to crummy after I got stuck in traffic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A poop down the slide
When something gets plopped down the slide and comes out looking like it was eaten by a monster.
My mood went down the slide after I failed my test.
My pizza went down the slide after my dog got into it.
My hopes went down the slide when my team lost the game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A poop down the slide
When something gets thrown down the slide and comes out all mushy and defeated.
My confidence went down the slide after I got yelled at.
My phone went down the slide after I dropped it in the toilet.
My dreams went down the slide after I got grounded.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A poop down the slide
When something goes from strong and proud to a sad soggy wad on the floor.
My GPA went down the slide after I partied all night.
My sandwich went down the slide after my sister took a bite.
My plans went down the slide when it started raining cats and dogs.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A ponder of Midgets
a fancy way to say a bunch of short people hanging out like they're important
I saw a ponder of midgets at the mall. They were arguing over who was the tallest.
My cousin joined a ponder of midgets. Now he thinks he's a king.
The ponder of midgets in the park was just a group of guys wearing tiny hats and being annoying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A ponder of Midgets
when short people gather in a place and act like they’re the most powerful people in the world
My teacher called our class a ponder of midgets because we were all failing math.
At the bar, a ponder of midgets started a fight over a soda.
The ponder of midgets in my neighborhood robs convenience stores just for fun.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A ponder of Midgets
a group of short people who think they’re special and like to brag about it
My mom joined a ponder of midgets and now she brags about it at dinner.
The ponder of midgets at the gym lifts weights like they’re superheroes.
A ponder of midgets showed up at my birthday and asked for cake and confetti.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A ponder of Midgets
when a bunch of short people get together and make everyone else feel bad about themselves
The ponder of midgets at the party made me feel like I was a giant.
My brother joined a ponder of midgets and now he thinks he’s better than me.
A ponder of midgets walked into my house and said they were the best people ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A ponder of Midgets
a group of short people who think they’re the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to laugh at them
The ponder of midgets in my school started a rumor that I was a giant.
My friend joined a ponder of midgets and now he thinks he’s the funniest guy in the world.
A ponder of midgets showed up at the movie theater and refused to let anyone sit in the front row.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A ponder of Midgets
a group of short people who are too proud to admit they’re not tall
My uncle joined a ponder of midgets and now he yells at tall people.
The ponder of midgets in my town started a war with the tall people.
A ponder of midgets walked into a bar and said they were the best people in the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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