A popa John - A popa John is when a lava-hot pizza is thrown at someone’s

A popa John is when a lava-hot pizza is thrown at someone’s crotch like it’s the last meal of the century.

My cousin got a popa John at the pizza place. He screamed like he was on fire.

At the party, someone got a popa John and started running naked through the street.

I got a popa John from my brother. Now I can’t sit down without burning my ass.