A pot calling a cattle black

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When a person yells at someone else for being a mess but is the biggest disaster themselves. Like when your mom yells at you for spilling juice but she’s the one who dropped a whole plate of spaghetti on the floor.
My dad called me lazy but he sleeps till noon and eats cereal for dinner.
My teacher scolded me for talking during class but she texts during meetings.
My brother told me I was a bad friend but he stole my lunch money again.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who points out someone else’s bad habits but hides his own like a dirty sock under the bed. It’s like when your friend yells at you for eating pizza crusts but he’s the one who eats the whole box of cookies.
My friend said I was messy but he left his room looking like a tornado hit it.
My cousin told me I was a bad listener but he talks over people constantly.
My dad told me to stop playing video games but he’s been on his phone all day.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone tries to make another person look bad but is the worst version of themselves. It’s like when your sister yells at you for being loud but she’s the one who sings in the shower at the top of her lungs.
My sister told me I was annoying but she talks to her plants like they’re her best friends.
My brother said I was a bad eater but he eats with his hands like a wild animal.
My mom told me I was a bad student but she forgot to do her own homework.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who says someone else is a disaster but is actually the king of chaos. It’s like when your friend calls you a mess but he’s the one who leaves his room like a tornado hit it.
My friend told me I was the worst but he eats cereal for dinner and sleeps till noon.
My brother said I was a bad listener but he talks over people like they’re not there.
My dad told me to stop playing games but he’s been on his phone all day like a zombie.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone tries to make you look bad but they’re the real disaster. It’s like when your mom yells at you for spilling juice but she’s the one who dropped a whole plate of spaghetti on the floor.
My teacher said I was a bad student but she forgot her own homework.
My friend said I was messy but he eats with his hands like a wild animal.
My dad said I was lazy but he sleeps till noon and eats cereal for dinner.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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