A popa John
A popa John is when you get a pizza so hot it feels like your pants are melting and your balls are on fire.
My dad gave me a popa John for being late. I was burning up like a cheese bomb.
At the pizza place, the guy behind me got a popa John and started dancing like he was on fire.
I got a popa John from my sister. Now I walk like I’ve been roasted.