A ponder of Midgets - a group of short people who think they’re the center of the

a group of short people who think they’re the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to laugh at them

The ponder of midgets in my school started a rumor that I was a giant.

My friend joined a ponder of midgets and now he thinks he’s the funniest guy in the world.

A ponder of midgets showed up at the movie theater and refused to let anyone sit in the front row.