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A White Hole
A white hole is the kind of person who thinks they’re deep just because they quote Taylor Swift and use hashtags to end racism.
@whitehole69: I just quoted Taylor Swift and used a hashtag to end racism. I’m a white hole.
Text: I’m a white hole. I think I’m deep because I quote Taylor Swift and use hashtags to end racism.
DM: I’m a white hole. I use hashtags to end racism. It’s a gift.
A White Hole
A white hole is like a basic person who thinks they’re magical just because they drank coffee and used the word ‘vibe’.
@whitehole69: I just drank coffee and used the word ‘vibe’. I’m a white hole.
Text: I’m a white hole. I think I’m magical because I drank coffee and used the word ‘vibe’.
DM: I’m a white hole. I used the word ‘vibe’ and drank coffee. It’s a gift.
A Whelan
To get so drunk you might as well be dead; chug beer like it's your last meal.
I whelaned so hard I forgot my own name.
He whelaned at the bar and got thrown out.
She whelaned so much she cried at a hot dog.
A Whelan
An Irish last name that means wolf; the Whelans were a bunch of savage wolves who terrorized Waterford.
My cousin is a Whelan, so he’s basically a wolf in human skin.
The Whelans were so wild they probably ate their enemies for breakfast.
I’d rather fight a bear than a Whelan.
A Whelan
To party so hard on Friday that you’re still hungover by Monday and miss work.
I whelaned so much I missed work on Monday.
She whelaned so hard she didn’t wake up until Tuesday.
He whelaned so much he forgot his own birthday.
A Whelan
A genius, a legend, a mad scientist; someone who invents things that make your brain explode.
That guy is a Whelan, he invented time travel.
She’s a Whelan, she created the universe.
He’s a Whelan, he built a robot out of trash.
A Whelan
Another word for the toilet; where you go when you're about to explode.
I went to the Whelan and cried.
He used the Whelan like it was a sacred place.
The Whelan was full, so he had to use the sink.
A Whelan
A person who gets high on two hits of weed and acts like they’re a rockstar.
He whited after two hits and started singing to the ceiling.
She whited and thought she was in a movie.
They whited and started dancing in the middle of the street.
A Whelan
To lie so much you make up a fake story to blame your friend for something you did.
He whelaned and said it was my fault.
She whelaned so hard the whole class knew it was fake.
He whelaned and blamed a kid who wasn’t even there.
A Whatever the fuck
It’s like saying ‘whatever’ but with more attitude and more swear words. It’s like telling someone to shut up and you don’t care if they die.
'A whatever the fuck' when my mom asked why I missed school again.
'A whatever the fuck' when my crush asked me to the dance.
'A whatever the fuck' when my dog ate my homework.
A Whatever the fuck
You say it when you’re so tired of fighting or arguing that you just want to throw things and walk away.
'A whatever the fuck' when my brother wouldn’t stop bugging me.
'A whatever the fuck' when my teacher gave me another warning.
'A whatever the fuck' when my friend forgot my birthday.
A Whatever the fuck
It’s like saying ‘and so on’ but with more curses and less patience.
'A whatever the fuck' when my friend kept going on about his new girlfriend.
'A whatever the fuck' when my mom listed all the chores I had to do.
'A whatever the fuck' when my dad told me about his day at work.
A Whatever the fuck
It’s a meaner version of ‘whatever’ and it’s like adding extra swear words for fun and spite.
'A whatever the fuck' when my teacher made me stay after school again.
'A whatever the fuck' when my crush talked to another girl.
'A whatever the fuck' when my brother took my snack.
A Whatever the fuck
You say it when you’re fed up and you want to tell someone to back off or else there will be trouble.
'A whatever the fuck' when my mom told me to clean my room.
'A whatever the fuck' when my friend stole my lunch.
'A whatever the fuck' when my crush asked me out with another girl.
A Whatever the fuck
It’s like saying ‘to each their own’ but with more swear words and less kindness.
'A whatever the fuck' when my friend said he liked horror movies.
'A whatever the fuck' when my teacher let someone copy my homework.
'A whatever the fuck' when my crush said he liked pizza over burgers.
A Whatever the fuck
It’s like giving someone the green light to do whatever they want and you don’t care if they mess everything up.
'A whatever the fuck' when my friend said he was going to skip class.
'A whatever the fuck' when my brother said he was going to eat my sandwich.
'A whatever the fuck' when my crush said he was going to ask someone else out.
A Wesley
a fat, loud, clumsy meathead who thinks he’s a beast, but he’s just a terrible poacher who yells at birds and makes everyone cringe
I saw Wesley try to shoot a pigeon and missed by like thirty feet
He once tried to flirt with a duck and got rejected
He poached a squirrel and then cried because it was tiny
A Wesley
you drove like a drunk raccoon and laughed like you were winning a prize
You crashed into a trash can and said it was a ‘victory’
You tried to parallel park and ended up in a ditch
You yelled at the cops like they were your enemies
A Wesley
a wild, magical man who’s good at everything but acts like he’s the worst person ever. He’s nice, but he also yells at clouds sometimes.
He said he could beat anyone in a race but then cried because he lost
He made a sandwich and called it a masterpiece
He yelled at a cloud and it rained
A Wesley
a hot, crazy guy who thinks he’s the best lover in the whole universe. He’s happy all the time and will make you fall in love with him in five seconds.
He asked you out and then cried because you said yes
He told you he could make you feel like a queen
He fell in love with a pizza and then asked you to marry him
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