A Wesley

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a fat, loud, clumsy meathead who thinks he’s a beast, but he’s just a terrible poacher who yells at birds and makes everyone cringe
I saw Wesley try to shoot a pigeon and missed by like thirty feet
He once tried to flirt with a duck and got rejected
He poached a squirrel and then cried because it was tiny
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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you drove like a drunk raccoon and laughed like you were winning a prize
You crashed into a trash can and said it was a ‘victory’
You tried to parallel park and ended up in a ditch
You yelled at the cops like they were your enemies
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a wild, magical man who’s good at everything but acts like he’s the worst person ever. He’s nice, but he also yells at clouds sometimes.
He said he could beat anyone in a race but then cried because he lost
He made a sandwich and called it a masterpiece
He yelled at a cloud and it rained
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a hot, crazy guy who thinks he’s the best lover in the whole universe. He’s happy all the time and will make you fall in love with him in five seconds.
He asked you out and then cried because you said yes
He told you he could make you feel like a queen
He fell in love with a pizza and then asked you to marry him
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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the king of everything. He fights bears on top of moose with just his hands and calls Dylan a faggot. He’s the best at everything and has the biggest cock in the universe.
He told a bear to shut up and it cried
He hunted a moose on top of a bear and won
He called Dylan a faggot and then married him
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a guy who’s super athletic, has eyes like a god, and is sweet to everyone. He’s intimidating at first, but once you get to know him, you’ll see he’s actually a softie.
He ran a marathon and then fell asleep on a couch
He had eyes like fire and made you blush
He was scary at first but then cried with you
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a sweet guy who’s super sexy and hides his feelings. He’s your best friend, but he also has a wall that’s like a fortress.
He said he loved you but then said he hated you
He cried in front of you and then said it was a mistake
He told you he was your best friend but then ignored you for a week
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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