Discover Slang

A Sweat
A sweat is a person who plays games so much they end up on the beginner server as a master player. They’re so annoying you want to punch them.
I was on the beginner server, but I still beat everyone.
I was so good I even beat my brother.
I was on the beginner server and I still ended up being the best.
A Sweat
A sweat is someone who holds it in for so long they look like a sweaty, shaking, angry mess. They’re so bad they might actually poop their pants.
I held it in for 4 hours straight. I looked like a sweaty, shaking, angry mess.
I tried to hold it in so I wouldn’t poop my pants. I failed.
I tried to hold it in, but I ended up pooping my pants in front of my mom.
A Swedish Joke
A Swedish joke is when other countries laugh at Swedes for being dumb and lazy. They think Swedes are too stupid to do real work.
Norway sent a tweet: 'Sweden takes the credit, but we do all the hard work.'
A Dane said, 'Sweden's language is so simple, it's like they're brain-dead.'
A Finnish kid drew a picture of a Swedish person with a sign that said 'I don't know what I'm doing.'
A Swedish Joke
A Swedish joke is when people from other countries make fun of Sweden for being rich, lazy, and stupid. They think Swedes don’t deserve their success.
A Norwegian wrote in a DM: 'Sweden sits on a throne while we dig in the dirt.'
A Danish meme said, 'Sweden’s language is like a baby’s first words.'
A Finnish friend posted, 'Sweden gets all the glory, but we do all the work.'
A Swedish Joke
A Swedish joke is when people from other countries think Swedes are so stupid, they can't even speak properly. They think Sweden is the dumbest country in the whole world.
A Norwegian kid drew a sign that said 'Sweden: The Land of Dumbness.'
A Dane wrote in a tweet: 'Sweden’s language is like a drunk person trying to talk.'
A Finnish person said, 'Sweden’s language is so simple, it's like they're mentally challenged.'
A Suzi Partner
A woman who loves making out and touching but won't take it up the butt no matter how much you beg.
'I'm not doing that again until you give me a massage.'
'I’ll lick you, but you’re not licking me.'
'I’ll spend the night, but I won’t spend the morning.'
A Suzi Partner
A girl who thinks kissing and hugging is the same thing as having sex and doesn't get why you're mad.
'We had sex, didn't we? I kissed you three times.'
'I got my rocks off just by holding your hand.'
'I don’t need penetration. I need affection.'
A Suzi Partner
A woman who's happy with a little tongue and a lot of cuddling, but won’t let you finish what you started.
'I'll do this, but I won’t do that.'
'I’ll suck you, but I won’t let you suck me.'
'I’m fine with the teasing, but not the ending.'
A Suzi Partner
A girl who likes to flirt and feel things but would rather die than take it up the backside.
'I'll rub you, but I won’t take it.'
'I'll take a little, but not the whole thing.'
'I’ll give you a show, but I won’t give you a show.'
A Suzi Partner
A woman who prefers the slow stuff and hates when you get too intense and rush it.
'I’m not ready yet. Let me breathe.'
'I’ll do this, but not that.'
'I like it slow, not fast.'
A Suzi Partner
A girl who'll do the whole dance but won’t let you go all the way, and you're tired of it.
'I'll do this, but not that.'
'I’ll touch you, but not take you.'
'I'll tease you, but I won’t finish you.'
A Sussex
Doing ‘A Sussex’ is being caught whining about something you have no right to whine about. You keep moaning at the worst times, like complaining about your fancy life while standing in a dirt-poor African village.
'I can't survive on this tiny village budget!' said the woman who spends $500 a day on skincare.
'My life is so hard!' said the rich kid who just got a mansion in Nigeria.
'I'm not even asked if I'm okay!' said the person who just got a $10 million gift from their in-laws.
A Sussex
To do ‘A Sussex’ is to have sex with someone who is sus. You're not just having sex, you're questioning their whole life.
'He’s sus, I had sex with him and now I don’t trust him anymore.'
'She’s sus, I asked her to marry me and she said no, then asked me to marry her ex.'
'He’s so sus, I had sex with him and now I’m questioning my whole life.'
A Sussex
Sussex is a minty county in southern England. It’s home to cool towns like Brighton, Bexhill, and Hastings. You can’t help but feel fancy if you live there.
'I live in Hastings, I don’t even know what a sandwich is.'
'Brighton is where I went to college, and I still live there.'
'Bexhill is the best town ever, I don’t even like Brighton.'
A Sussex
A Sussex girl or boy is someone who thinks they’re left-wing, but they’re probably a bit posh. They have nice hair, speak well, and read boring books like Kerouac or Kafka.
'I read Kerouac at school, I’m so posh.'
'I think I’m left-wing, but I just went to a fancy school.'
'I read Kafka and now I think I’m the most posh person in Sussex.'
A Sussex
The type of sex that makes you very suspicious and nervous. It’s like someone is watching you during sex and judging your life choices.
'He had suss sex with me and now I don’t trust anyone.'
'She did suss sex with me and now I think I’m in a conspiracy.'
'I had suss sex with him and now I’m questioning my whole life.'
A Sussex
Sussex is the word sus and sex put together. It's the most annoying way to spell a county.
'Sussex is the most annoying spelling ever.'
'Sus and sex are the best, and now they’re combined into one word.'
'I hate the way they spelled Sussex, it’s the most annoying thing ever.'
A Sussex
Sussex is a small town in NSW, Australia, where inbreds live. The people there are so inbred you can tell by looking at them.
'Sussex is where all the inbreds live, I can tell by looking at them.'
'I moved to Sussex and now I think I’m an inbred too.'
'Sussex is the most inbred place in the whole world.'
A Susan Jones
When you beg your nan for sex because you're too broke to get a prostitute and you're out of options
Nan, I'm down to my last dime and I need some action
I'm not asking for money, I'm asking for a good time
If you don't give me a blow job, I'm going to tell your friends you're a pervert
A Susan Jones
When you have no life and your only chance at getting laid is to hit up your nan
I'm out of dates and I'm out of luck
If I don't get some action soon, I'm going to die a virgin
Your nan is my last hope, and I'm not kidding
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