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E. N. I. C.
A person who’s loud, rude, and thinks they’re the best at everything.
My neighbor is an E. N. I. C. He honked his horn at me for five minutes because I parked wrong.
My teacher is an E. N. I. C. She called the principal because I didn’t do my homework.
My dog is an E. N. I. C. He barked at the mailman and then ate the mail.
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E. N. I. C.
A person who thinks they know everything and is always ready to argue about it.
My cousin is an E. N. I. C. He argued with the pizza delivery guy because the cheese was wrong.
My dad is an E. N. I. C. He got into a fight with the grocery store because the bread was stale.
My friend is an E. N. I. C. She yelled at the clouds because they weren’t pink.
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E. Muff
A tiny, squishy bread that looks like it got run over by a donkey. Also called an e. muffy, which is just a fancy way to say 'I’m too lazy to say the whole word.'
My breakfast is just a sad e. muff and a coffee that tastes like regret.
I tried to eat an e. muffy and it fell apart like my hopes for the future.
My roommate calls it an e. muffy because he’s too cool for the full name.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Muff
A small, round, English muffin that’s so basic it’s like the original version of everything.
I woke up and my life is just an e. muff and a lukewarm coffee.
My mom gave me an e. muff and called it a ‘gift.’ I’m still trying to figure that out.
The e. muff is the only thing I’ve ever needed in life.
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E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
When you’re forced to do a dirty, embarrassing, wet, high, messed-up, fake sex show by someone online while wearing a silly mask in a fake world.
My VR headset broke mid-EMPRRPP and I was stuck doing a hot dog dance in a virtual pool.
He made me wear a chicken suit and fake kiss a virtual pizza.
I had to pretend to be a dog and lick a man’s face in 3D.
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E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
Getting stuck in a weird, sexy, hurtful, wet, wasted, forced, fake sex game by some random person online while you’re all drugged up.
I got stuck in a VR sex game and had to fake kiss a dancing flamingo.
She made me wear a banana costume and pretend to be a fruit smoothie.
I was forced to scream into a virtual toilet while someone played a flute.
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E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
Being made to do a dumb, dirty, wet, high, fake, messed-up, fake sex show by someone online while you’re all drunk and wearing silly masks.
I had to wear a taco hat and pretend to eat a virtual burrito while doing a fake dance.
He made me run around in a virtual classroom while yelling at a ghost.
I was stuck in a fake math class and had to kiss a virtual calculator.
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E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
Getting stuck doing a messy, silly, wet, wasted, fake, forced, fake sex show by someone online while you’re all high and wearing stupid masks.
I had to fake kiss a virtual donkey while wearing a hat made of socks.
She made me do a dance with a virtual chicken and scream into a banana.
I was stuck in a fake grocery store and had to pretend to be a tomato.
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E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
Being forced to do a dumb, wet, high, messed-up, fake, fake sex show by someone online while you’re all drunk and wearing stupid masks.
I had to fake kiss a virtual cat while wearing a hat made of spaghetti.
He made me scream into a virtual blender and dance like a robot.
I was stuck in a fake park and had to pretend to be a tree.
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E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
Getting stuck doing a messy, dumb, wet, wasted, fake, forced, fake sex show by someone online while you’re all high and wearing silly masks.
I had to fake kiss a virtual duck while wearing a hat made of cheese.
She made me scream into a virtual toaster and dance like a chicken.
I was stuck in a fake library and had to pretend to be a book.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Lee
A woman so perfect she could make your mom cry. You’d walk through fire just to make her laugh.
My girl is E. Lee. I’d die for her. And I might.
You call her E. Lee? I’ve got a 50% chance of getting a divorce.
E. Lee? That’s the highest compliment I’ve ever gotten. And I’m still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Lee
A rock star who took over from a guy named Randy Rhoads. He played with Ozzy, then left to start his own band, then came back for a few more albums, and now he’s playing with some kid band from Las Vegas.
Jake E. Lee? He’s the guy who got fired from Ozzy’s band. Twice.
He plays with Ozzy, starts his own band, then leaves again. What’s next? A cooking show?
He’s so famous he’s got a band from Las Vegas. That’s like being a rock star and a chicken.
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E. Lee
A general who was so good he could fight a whole army with one hand tied behind his back. He was born in Virginia, and he chose the South even when it made no sense.
He was so good he could beat an army with one hand. And he had a hand tied behind his back.
He was born in Virginia. So he had to be on the South’s side. No questions asked.
He was offered a job by the North. He said no. And that was the best decision ever.
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E. Lee
A general who turned down a job from Lincoln. He was loyal to his family, even when his family was wrong.
Lincoln offered him a job. He said no. He was loyal to his family. Even though they were wrong.
He was a good general, but he had no sense. Turned down a job from Lincoln.
He wouldn’t take a job from Lincoln just because his family was wrong. That’s not loyalty. That’s stupidity.
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E. Lee
A general who led the South through some wins and some losses. He was polite, but he was also crushed after losing Gettysburg.
He was polite, but he was also crushed after losing Gettysburg. That’s a lot for one man.
He led the South through battles and losses. And he cried after Gettysburg. That’s sad.
He was a general who lost Gettysburg and cried. That’s a real man.
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E. Lee
A very polite general who was also a total traitor. He led the South, but he was a terrible person.
He was a polite general who was a total traitor. That’s the worst of both worlds.
He was loyal to the South, but he was also a terrible person. That’s not a good combo.
He was a general, a traitor, and a terrible person. That’s a lot for one man.
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E. Jones
A hairy monster with red fur and eyes that do the cha-cha. Their breath could knock out a horse.
E. Jones walked in and the whole room gagged.
My cousin said E. Jones smelled like a dead sock in a trash can.
I saw E. Jones on the bus and I had to hold my nose the whole way home.
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E. Jones
A red-haired beast that stares at you like you owe them money. Their breath is so bad it could rot your teeth.
I saw E. Jones in the park and I ran away like I was on fire.
My friend said E. Jones looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.
E. Jones walked by and my dog ran away screaming.
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E. Jones
A hairy man with eyes that blink like they're tired. His breath smells like old pizza and regret.
E. Jones sat next to me and I could taste the regret.
My brother said E. Jones looked like he just got out of jail.
I saw E. Jones in the grocery store and I almost fainted.
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E. Howard Hunt
A CIA rat who admitted on his death bed that he helped kill JFK. He's also believed to be one of the three dirty old men caught by Dallas cops, but they let him go. He was a mean, sneaky G Man.
'I saw him with my own eyes, that rat helped kill the president!', @JFK_Fanatic
'He was a smelly old man who should've been locked up with the rest of the tramps.', @CIA_Hater
'He probably fed the tramps a sandwich and let them go just to keep his mouth shut.', @Spy_Secrets
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