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E.A.D.C
When you’re so angry you want to throw a whole chicken in someone’s face and call them a E. A. D. C.
He called me a E. A. D. C. and I called him a chicken.
You’re a E. A. D. C. and you’re still breathing.
She’s a E. A. D. C. and she’s still alive.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E.A.D.C
The worst insult ever, it’s like saying someone is so bad they should be exiled to the moon.
You’re a E. A. D. C. and you’re still reading this.
He called me a E. A. D. C. and I believe him.
She’s a E. A. D. C. and I still like her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. kohler
What happens when your coworker shoves his grungy finger into your drink like it's a crime scene.
My coffee tasted like a sock that lived in a garbage can. E. kohler.
He stuck his finger in my soda and called it a 'hydration upgrade.' E. kohler.
I drank my water and now I feel like I swallowed a dead raccoon. E. kohler.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. kohler
When your co-worker treats your drink like it's a trash can and sticks his finger in it.
He dipped his finger in my energy drink and said it was 'a taste test.' E. kohler.
My water turned into a science experiment. E. kohler.
I drank my coffee and now I'm questioning my life choices. E. kohler.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. kohler
The punishment you get for not being friends with your co-worker. He sticks his finger in your drink.
He stuck his finger in my tea and said it was a 'brotherhood ritual.' E. kohler.
My drink was ruined by a finger that smells like a gym sock. E. kohler.
I drank my water and now I have a new nickname: 'the finger victim.' E. kohler.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Wheazy
A desperate cry for mercy that makes you wish the person would just shut up and stop being a loudmouth.
'E. Wheazy, I swear if you say one more thing I'll punch you.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even mad anymore, I'm just tired.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm gonna cry if you don't stop this madness.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Wheazy
A last-ditch effort to avoid a fight by begging people to just chill out and stop arguing like babies.
'E. Wheazy, I'm not arguing with you, I'm arguing with the entire class.'
'E. Wheazy, I just want my lunch break back.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm gonna die if you don't shut up.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Wheazy
A loud, obnoxious plea that sounds like it was stolen from a toddler during a temper tantrum.
'E. Wheazy, I'm not a baby, I'm just having a moment.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm gonna scream if you don't stop this.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Wheazy
A whiny, half-baked attempt to make everyone stop fighting by saying the most obvious thing ever.
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even trying to be nice, I'm just trying to survive.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not the enemy, I'm just the middle person.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even mad, I'm just tired.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Wheazy
A dramatic, over-the-top request to stop being a pain in the ass and just act like a human being.
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even trying to be cool, I'm just trying to breathe.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm gonna die if you don't stop this.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Peters
a face full of air, a fast one, a no-strings-attached blow job
My buddy got a blow job from his boss after complaining about the coffee machine.
She took a hit from the guy who yelled at her for spilling soup.
He gave her a quickie before his wife walked in.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Peters
a throat full of air, a quick head job, a face full of nothing
He got a head from his teacher after failing the math test.
She sucked him off in the hallway during lunch.
He got a head from his mom while she was making dinner.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Peters
when you buy something fancy but it ends up being a waste of money because you can't even figure it out
I bought a smartwatch but now it just sits on my nightstand collecting dust.
She bought a robot vacuum but it keeps crashing into the couch.
He bought a tablet but now it's just a paperweight.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Norma Stits
What my big brother calls your mom when he’s mad and thinks she’s the reason he failed math.
My big brother called your mom 'E. Norma Stits' because he got a D on his math test.
He yelled 'E. Norma Stits!' at her while eating cereal for dinner.
He texted 'E. Norma Stits' to her phone when he realized she didn’t help him cheat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Norma Stits
The name your mom gets when your big brother is tired and doesn’t want to talk about his bad day.
He said 'E. Norma Stits' and went to his room.
He muttered 'E. Norma Stits' while eating a whole pizza by himself.
He sent a DM that just said 'E. Norma Stits' and blocked me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Norma Stits
The insult your mom gets when your big brother thinks she’s the reason he got grounded.
He called her 'E. Norma Stits' because he had to stay home on Saturday.
He screamed 'E. Norma Stits!' at the dinner table.
He wrote 'E. Norma Stits' on his math homework and got it back with a zero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. N. I. C.
A total lunatic who takes everything way too seriously and has the worst temper in the whole world.
My cousin thinks he's an E. N. I. C. because he yells at the mailman every Tuesday.
My boss is an E. N. I. C. He got mad because the coffee machine was out of creamer.
My neighbor is an E. N. I. C. He started a fight with a squirrel over a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. N. I. C.
A person who thinks they’re in charge but is actually just confused and angry.
My brother thinks he’s an E. N. I. C. because he tried to take over my video game.
My teacher is an E. N. I. C. She gave me a pop quiz because she forgot the lesson plan.
My dog is an E. N. I. C. He barked at the vacuum cleaner like it was a war criminal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. N. I. C.
A crazy person who doesn’t know what they’re doing but still thinks they’re the boss.
My dad is an E. N. I. C. He tried to fix the TV with a hammer and a banana.
My friend is an E. N. I. C. She yelled at the internet for not loading fast enough.
My cat is an E. N. I. C. He knocked over my cereal and then sat on it like it was a throne.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. N. I. C.
A person who’s too dumb to know they’re dumb and still thinks they’re in charge.
My uncle is an E. N. I. C. He tried to cook a pizza and set the kitchen on fire.
My friend’s mom is an E. N. I. C. She yelled at the microwave for not heating up her soup.
My little brother is an E. N. I. C. He tried to take over my Xbox and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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