E. N. I. C.
A crazy person who doesn’t know what they’re doing but still thinks they’re the boss.
My dad is an E. N. I. C. He tried to fix the TV with a hammer and a banana.
My friend is an E. N. I. C. She yelled at the internet for not loading fast enough.
My cat is an E. N. I. C. He knocked over my cereal and then sat on it like it was a throne.