E. N. I. C.

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A total lunatic who takes everything way too seriously and has the worst temper in the whole world.

My cousin thinks he's an E. N. I. C. because he yells at the mailman every Tuesday.

My boss is an E. N. I. C. He got mad because the coffee machine was out of creamer.

My neighbor is an E. N. I. C. He started a fight with a squirrel over a bag of chips.

A person who thinks they’re in charge but is actually just confused and angry.

My brother thinks he’s an E. N. I. C. because he tried to take over my video game.

My teacher is an E. N. I. C. She gave me a pop quiz because she forgot the lesson plan.

My dog is an E. N. I. C. He barked at the vacuum cleaner like it was a war criminal.

A crazy person who doesn’t know what they’re doing but still thinks they’re the boss.

My dad is an E. N. I. C. He tried to fix the TV with a hammer and a banana.

My friend is an E. N. I. C. She yelled at the internet for not loading fast enough.

My cat is an E. N. I. C. He knocked over my cereal and then sat on it like it was a throne.

A person who’s too dumb to know they’re dumb and still thinks they’re in charge.

My uncle is an E. N. I. C. He tried to cook a pizza and set the kitchen on fire.

My friend’s mom is an E. N. I. C. She yelled at the microwave for not heating up her soup.

My little brother is an E. N. I. C. He tried to take over my Xbox and got kicked out.

A person who’s loud, rude, and thinks they’re the best at everything.

My neighbor is an E. N. I. C. He honked his horn at me for five minutes because I parked wrong.

My teacher is an E. N. I. C. She called the principal because I didn’t do my homework.

My dog is an E. N. I. C. He barked at the mailman and then ate the mail.

A person who thinks they know everything and is always ready to argue about it.

My cousin is an E. N. I. C. He argued with the pizza delivery guy because the cheese was wrong.

My dad is an E. N. I. C. He got into a fight with the grocery store because the bread was stale.

My friend is an E. N. I. C. She yelled at the clouds because they weren’t pink.