E. N. I. C.
A person who’s too dumb to know they’re dumb and still thinks they’re in charge.
My uncle is an E. N. I. C. He tried to cook a pizza and set the kitchen on fire.
My friend’s mom is an E. N. I. C. She yelled at the microwave for not heating up her soup.
My little brother is an E. N. I. C. He tried to take over my Xbox and got kicked out.