E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
Getting stuck doing a messy, dumb, wet, wasted, fake, forced, fake sex show by someone online while you’re all high and wearing silly masks.
I had to fake kiss a virtual duck while wearing a hat made of cheese.
She made me scream into a virtual toaster and dance like a chicken.
I was stuck in a fake library and had to pretend to be a book.