E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
Getting stuck doing a messy, silly, wet, wasted, fake, forced, fake sex show by someone online while you’re all high and wearing stupid masks.
I had to fake kiss a virtual donkey while wearing a hat made of socks.
She made me do a dance with a virtual chicken and scream into a banana.
I was stuck in a fake grocery store and had to pretend to be a tomato.