E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.
Being forced to do a dumb, wet, high, messed-up, fake, fake sex show by someone online while you’re all drunk and wearing stupid masks.
I had to fake kiss a virtual cat while wearing a hat made of spaghetti.
He made me scream into a virtual blender and dance like a robot.
I was stuck in a fake park and had to pretend to be a tree.