E. Jones

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A hairy monster with red fur and eyes that do the cha-cha. Their breath could knock out a horse.

E. Jones walked in and the whole room gagged.

My cousin said E. Jones smelled like a dead sock in a trash can.

I saw E. Jones on the bus and I had to hold my nose the whole way home.

A red-haired beast that stares at you like you owe them money. Their breath is so bad it could rot your teeth.

I saw E. Jones in the park and I ran away like I was on fire.

My friend said E. Jones looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.

E. Jones walked by and my dog ran away screaming.

A hairy man with eyes that blink like they're tired. His breath smells like old pizza and regret.

E. Jones sat next to me and I could taste the regret.

My brother said E. Jones looked like he just got out of jail.

I saw E. Jones in the grocery store and I almost fainted.