EAT HOOKERS
You’re so broke, you eat hookers just to save money on food.
He ate a hooker because he couldn’t afford lunch.
She ate a hooker to skip dinner.
He ate a hooker instead of buying a burger.
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EAT HOOKERS
You’re so lazy, you’d eat a hooker just to get a free massage.
He ate a hooker so he could nap afterwards.
She ate a hooker and fell asleep on the table.
He ate a hooker because he was too lazy to move.
EAT HOOKERS
You’re so angry, you eat hookers just to show off your rage.
He ate a hooker and screamed at the whole city.
She ate a hooker and threw the rest at the wall.
He ate a hooker like it was a personal insult.
EAT HOOKERS
You’re so ugly, hookers run away from you just by looking at you.
He ate a hooker because she ran away from him.
She tried to run from him, but he ate her anyway.
He was so ugly, the hooker had to be fed to him.
EAT HOOKERS
You’re so rich, you eat hookers just for fun.
He ate a hooker because he had nothing better to do.
She ate a hooker like it was a luxury brand.
He ate a hooker and still had money left over.
EAT HOOKERS
You’re so weird, you eat hookers just to keep your sanity.
He ate a hooker because he was going insane.
She ate a hooker to stop talking to herself.
He ate a hooker and now he talks to them.
EAT HOOKERS
You’re so tired, you eat hookers just to get some energy.
He ate a hooker because he had no energy.
She ate a hooker and still fell asleep.
He ate a hooker and then went to bed.
EAT DIS CULO
You just got roasted so hard your face looks like a burnt taco.
My cousin said that to me after I failed the math test.
My friend texted me that after I ate the last slice of pizza.
My mom yelled that at me when I spilled soda on her new dress.
EAT DIS CULO
You just got called a meatball and your dignity is now on the floor.
My little brother said that when I tripped in front of the whole class.
My boss texted me that after I messed up the report.
My girlfriend DM'd me that when I forgot our anniversary.
EAT DIS CULO
You just got the worst insult of your life, and it smells like old spaghetti.
My uncle said that when I wore my socks to bed again.
My neighbor yelled that at me when I left my trash outside.
My teacher wrote that on my paper when I didn't do my homework.
EAT DIE!
A loud, angry shout that means you're so mad you want to kill the person you're yelling at. It’s like saying, 'I'm so mad I want you to eat poop and then drop dead!'
My cousin said 'EAT DIE!' when I spilled his soda on his new shoes.
My brother yelled 'EAT DIE!' because I took his last slice of pizza.
My mom said 'EAT DIE!' when I came home late and smelled like a garbage can.
EAT DIE!
When you're so annoyed with someone you want them to vanish. It’s like telling someone, 'You’re so annoying, I wish you’d eat poop and then disappear forever.'
My friend said 'EAT DIE!' when I kept making fun of his terrible hair.
My neighbor screamed 'EAT DIE!' when my dog dug up her garden.
My teacher said 'EAT DIE!' when I threw paper balls at the board.
EAT DIE!
A brutal insult that means you want the person to eat the worst possible thing and then die. It's like the ultimate punishment for being a total pain.
My friend shouted 'EAT DIE!' when I told everyone he had a crush on a goat.
My cousin yelled 'EAT DIE!' when I ate his favorite cookie.
My brother said 'EAT DIE!' when I told his crush he was ugly.
EAT DIE!
The worst insult you can give someone. It's like telling them you want them to eat the most disgusting thing and then die, and you mean it with all your heart.
My mom said 'EAT DIE!' when I left the house in a mess.
My teacher said 'EAT DIE!' when I threw a paper airplane at the principal.
My friend said 'EAT DIE!' when I told his crush he had a zit.
EAT DIE!
When you're so angry at someone you want them to eat poop and then die. It's like the end of the world for that person.
My brother said 'EAT DIE!' when I took his favorite video game.
My friend screamed 'EAT DIE!' when I told his crush he had a belly button.
My mom said 'EAT DIE!' when I left my room in a total mess.
EAT DIE!
When you tell someone to eat the most disgusting thing and then die. It's the most extreme way to show someone you're mad.
My friend said 'EAT DIE!' when I told his crush he had a bad haircut.
My brother yelled 'EAT DIE!' when I took his favorite candy bar.
My teacher said 'EAT DIE!' when I threw a paper airplane at her.
EAT DIE!
A loud, funny insult that means you want someone to eat poop and then die. It's like the best way to make someone feel bad.
My mom said 'EAT DIE!' when I came home with a giant mess on my shirt.
My brother said 'EAT DIE!' when I took his favorite video game.
My friend said 'EAT DIE!' when I told his crush he had a belly button.
EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY
Chowing down on cheese every day while barely scraping by with a few sad pretzels to call your own.
I eat cheese like it’s my job. Pretzels? That’s just a side gig.
Cheese is my main dish. Pretzels are my side dish. I’m not even mad.
I eat cheese every day. I don’t even pretend the pretzels are real food.
EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY
Living off cheese like it’s the only thing that matters while pretending pretzels are a real snack.
Cheese is my life. Pretzels? They’re just a lie I tell myself.
I eat cheese every day. Pretzels are just a bonus I never expected.
I live on cheese. Pretzels are just a fancy way of saying I’m not full yet.
EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY
Feeding your face cheese every day while giving pretzels the cold shoulder.
Cheese is my main man. Pretzels? They’re just a backup plan.
I eat cheese every day. Pretzels are just a cruel joke I don’t understand.
I live on cheese. Pretzels? They’re just a sad attempt to be noticed.