Discover Slang

When you stuff your face so fast you might choke on your own breath.

what your dad yells when he sees your math test and it looks like a fire happened

the scream that happens when your dad sees you eating cereal for dinner

the thing your dad says when he thinks you're being lazy and it's 2 p. m.

A kid who eats poop and also likes to touch kids in weird places. A grown man who eats poop and got caught touching kids in weird places.

A poop-eating kid who also likes to peek up kids' pants. A poop-eating man who got sent to jail for peeking up kids' pants.

When a girl is so wild she’s trying to swallow your whole meaty meat

A girl’s way of telling you she’s got a meaty meat in her mouth and it’s not coming out

When a girl is so into it she’s like a meat-eating animal

You better eat my dump or I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll wish you were a toilet.

I’ll make you eat my dump so fast you’ll think you’re on a roller coaster and it’s going to crash.

You yell eat my cheese when someone messes with your cheese and you’re too lazy to do anything about it.

When someone eats your cheese and you go full psycho with a cheese knife and a death wish.

You scream eat my cheese when someone eats your cheese and you’re so mad you don’t know what you’re saying.

Find a Madison and pull their pants down so hard they’ll cry. If you don’t finish Eat Madisons Ass Day, you’ll get the worst spanking ever from Obama’s husband.

You have to eat a Madison’s ass like it’s a taco. If you don’t, Obama’s husband will come to your house and beat you with a spatula.

You have to lick a Madison’s ass until it’s clean. If you don’t, Obama’s husband will take your video game and throw it into the trash.

You’re so fat you could eat a whole parade of hookers and still have room for a burger.

You’re so greedy, you’d eat a hooker if she came with a side of shame.

You’re so dumb, you think eating hookers is the same as eating chicken nuggets.