EAT MADISONS ASS DAY

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Find a Madison and pull their pants down so hard they’ll cry. If you don’t finish Eat Madisons Ass Day, you’ll get the worst spanking ever from Obama’s husband.
I saw you eating Madison’s ass in the cafeteria. You didn’t even finish the whole thing!
You got caught eating Madison’s ass during math class. Your mom is gonna kill you.
You skipped Eat Madisons Ass Day and now you’re getting spanked by Obama’s husband. You’re the worst.
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You have to eat a Madison’s ass like it’s a taco. If you don’t, Obama’s husband will come to your house and beat you with a spatula.
I ate Madison’s ass like it was a taco and got a standing ovation from the lunch table.
You left the ass-eating party early and got a spatula spanking from Obama’s husband.
You tried to eat Madison’s ass but it was too spicy and you cried like a baby.
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You have to lick a Madison’s ass until it’s clean. If you don’t, Obama’s husband will take your video game and throw it into the trash.
I licked Madison’s ass so hard it was spotless. I got a gold star from the teacher.
You didn’t finish licking Madison’s ass and now you have no video game. Life is unfair.
You tried to eat Madison’s ass but it was too messy and you got spanked.
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