EAT MADISONS ASS DAY
Find a Madison and pull their pants down so hard they’ll cry. If you don’t finish Eat Madisons Ass Day, you’ll get the worst spanking ever from Obama’s husband.
I saw you eating Madison’s ass in the cafeteria. You didn’t even finish the whole thing!
You got caught eating Madison’s ass during math class. Your mom is gonna kill you.
You skipped Eat Madisons Ass Day and now you’re getting spanked by Obama’s husband. You’re the worst.