EAT HOOKERS

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You’re so fat you could eat a whole parade of hookers and still have room for a burger.
My cousin ate hookers for breakfast and still had room for a donut.
That guy ate hookers like they were free pizza.
She ate so many hookers, the city had to give her a medal.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
2
You’re so greedy, you’d eat a hooker if she came with a side of shame.
He ate a hooker just to prove he could.
That girl ate a hooker and still wanted more.
He ate a hooker like it was a free meal.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
3
You’re so dumb, you think eating hookers is the same as eating chicken nuggets.
He tried to eat a hooker and ended up eating a chicken nugget instead.
She thought a hooker was a snack.
He ate a hooker like it was a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
4
You’re so broke, you eat hookers just to save money on food.
He ate a hooker because he couldn’t afford lunch.
She ate a hooker to skip dinner.
He ate a hooker instead of buying a burger.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
5
You’re so lazy, you’d eat a hooker just to get a free massage.
He ate a hooker so he could nap afterwards.
She ate a hooker and fell asleep on the table.
He ate a hooker because he was too lazy to move.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
6
You’re so angry, you eat hookers just to show off your rage.
He ate a hooker and screamed at the whole city.
She ate a hooker and threw the rest at the wall.
He ate a hooker like it was a personal insult.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
7
You’re so ugly, hookers run away from you just by looking at you.
He ate a hooker because she ran away from him.
She tried to run from him, but he ate her anyway.
He was so ugly, the hooker had to be fed to him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
8
You’re so rich, you eat hookers just for fun.
He ate a hooker because he had nothing better to do.
She ate a hooker like it was a luxury brand.
He ate a hooker and still had money left over.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
9
You’re so weird, you eat hookers just to keep your sanity.
He ate a hooker because he was going insane.
She ate a hooker to stop talking to herself.
He ate a hooker and now he talks to them.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
10
You’re so tired, you eat hookers just to get some energy.
He ate a hooker because he had no energy.
She ate a hooker and still fell asleep.
He ate a hooker and then went to bed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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