EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY - Living off cheese like it’s the only thing that matters whil

Living off cheese like it’s the only thing that matters while pretending pretzels are a real snack.

Cheese is my life. Pretzels? They’re just a lie I tell myself.

I eat cheese every day. Pretzels are just a bonus I never expected.

I live on cheese. Pretzels are just a fancy way of saying I’m not full yet.