EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY
Chowing down on cheese every day while barely scraping by with a few sad pretzels to call your own.
I eat cheese like it’s my job. Pretzels? That’s just a side gig.
Cheese is my main dish. Pretzels are my side dish. I’m not even mad.
I eat cheese every day. I don’t even pretend the pretzels are real food.