EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY - Feeding your face cheese every day while giving pretzels the

Feeding your face cheese every day while giving pretzels the cold shoulder.

Cheese is my main man. Pretzels? They’re just a backup plan.

I eat cheese every day. Pretzels are just a cruel joke I don’t understand.

I live on cheese. Pretzels? They’re just a sad attempt to be noticed.