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EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!
the worst insult ever, shouted like a war cry by someone who just got roasted hard
'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' he typed after I said his avatar looked like a melted crayon.
'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' she yelled in the chat when I called her gaming style 'sad.'
He screamed 'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' when I beat him in 3 minutes flat.
EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!
a legendary insult used when someone is too weak to handle the truth
'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' he said when I told him he had the worst aim in the game.
'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' she texted me after I beat her in a 1v1.
He typed 'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' when I showed him his stats.
EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!
the most evil thing you can say to someone who just got destroyed
'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' he typed after I destroyed his base in 2 minutes.
'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' she yelled when I beat her in the final round.
He screamed 'EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!???' after I said his strategy was 'pathetic.'
EAStard
A kid who thinks the Emergency Alert System is the most important thing ever, like it’s going to save their life or something. They spend all day recording NOAA Radio alerts, even though they probably just guess when they’ll go off, and they still call themselves SPC something, like they’re some kind of weather wizard.
"I recorded that alert at 3:17 exactly, and I knew it was gonna happen!", @SPC_Rainman
"No one messes with my NOAA Radio, or I’ll haunt them.", @EAS_God
"I’ve got 127 alerts saved, and I’m not even done yet.", @SPC_Forecast"
EAStard
That smelly Eastern European kid who lives in a basement and thinks the West is trash, but still wants free pizza from NATO and a discount on EU passports. They hate everything but still want all the perks.
"I hate America, but I still want my EU discount.", @Basement_East
"Why should the West have all the good stuff?", @East_Euro_Hater
"I’m Eastern European, but I’m not stupid. I take what I can get.", @EU_Benefits_King"
EASYBAKENUT
When you squeeze cum out of an easybake and it explodes like a firework with smoke and hot cum.
My easybake just blew up like a cum rocket.
I put my cum in the oven and it went boom.
That easybake just farted out cum like a dragon.
EASYBAKENUT
When you drop cum in an easybake and it starts steaming like a cum sauna.
That easybake is steaming like a cum bath.
I put cum in the oven and it started sweating.
My cum is cooking in there like a cum spa.
EASYBAKENUT
When you stuff cum in an easybake and it comes out like a cum volcano.
That easybake just erupted with cum.
I stuffed cum in there and it blew out like a volcano.
My cum is spewing like a cum lava flow.
EASYBAKENUT
When you cook cum in an easybake and it burns like a cum fire.
That cum is burning like a cum wildfire.
My cum is cooking to death in the oven.
That easybake is turning my cum into a cum charcoal.
EASYBAKENUT
When you put cum in an easybake and it starts bubbling like a cum soup.
That cum is bubbling like a cum broth.
My cum is boiling in there like a cum stew.
That easybake is making cum soup.
EASYBAKENUT
When you stuff cum in an easybake and it comes out like a cum fart.
That easybake just farted out cum.
My cum is escaping like a cum gas.
That cum is leaking like a cum sneeze.
EASTTOAST
chewing a weird crumpet while wearing a shirt that makes you look like a confused alien
I tried easttoast and my shirt looked like it was stolen from a clown’s closet.
My toast was so weird I thought it was trying to tell me a secret.
I ate easttoast and my shirt looked like it was made by a mad scientist.
EASTTOAST
eating a bizarre bread thing while wearing a shirt that screams your dumbest childhood memory
I did easttoast and my shirt reminded me of the time I wore a dinosaur onesie to a math test.
My toast looked like it came from a mad breakfast lab and my shirt was a disaster.
I ate easttoast and my shirt was like my personality, loud and confused.
EASTTOAST
chomping a strange toast while wearing a shirt that looks like it was picked from a landfill
I did easttoast and my shirt looked like it was thrown in a trash can and then resurrected.
My toast was weird and my shirt was worse, like it was cursed.
I ate easttoast and my shirt looked like it had been through a war.
EAST NIGGA
A real blood from the gang skyline. Only Lincoln Park Bloods would ever call them East Niggas. They're like the trash on the floor you step on and forget about.
Yo, that East Nigga just ran over my cousin at the block party.
I don't even know why he's called East Nigga. He's just a mess.
That East Nigga tried to rob me and got tackled by a cop.
EAST NIGGA
Some brown people from far away lands like the Philippines, Thailand, or Indonesia. They're not black, but they're still niggas in my book.
My cousin married a East Nigga and now he's got like 10 kids.
That East Nigga tried to teach me how to cook and I burned down the house.
She's from Indonesia, but she still calls me a nigga.
EAST NIGGA
This guy Emmienabet, or East Real Nigga, is some English rap trash who thinks he's cool. He was born in Aguleri and acts like he's important.
That East Real Nigga tried to flex on me and I told him to go back to his stupid town.
He keeps posting his dumb rap songs and I laugh every time.
That East Real Nigga thinks he's a legend, but he's just a broke kid from Nigeria.
EAST NIGGA
A total impossibility. No sane person would live in east Omaha. It's like living in a sewer.
Why would anyone live in east Omaha? That's like living in a trash can.
My uncle moved to east Omaha and now he's got lice and a mental illness.
That East Nigga from east Omaha tried to move in with me and I told him to go back to his hell.
EAST GARLAND
the most real spot in dallas tx, where the real people live and the fake ones get tossed out
man i live in east garland and y’all from the other side of town are just trying to make it
if you ain’t from east garland, you ain’t real
i don’t care if you got a degree, if you ain’t from east garland, you don’t know nothing
EAST GARLAND
dallas tx’s most honest neighborhood, where the truth don’t lie and the fakes get called out loud
east garland don’t play games, you either be real or you be gone
i said i’m from east garland and now you gotta respect me
if you ain’t from east garland, you ain’t worthy of my respect
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