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the best part of dallas tx, where the real ones stay and the fake ones get kicked out

i live in east garland, and you’re just a tourist trying to act cool

east garland don’t need no fake people messing up the vibe

if you ain’t from east garland, you ain’t got the right to talk

A westcoast rap crew made of two guys who can’t stop talking trash. They’re called Shampain and That Boy Inokz. They started in 2005 with a song so dumb it made people laugh until they cried.

I just heard Da Dumb Song again. I’m still laughing.

Shampain and Inokz are the worst. But I can’t stop listening.

That song is so stupid it’s genius.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAST BLOCC BOYz

A group of Tongan rappers who live on the eastside of San Bruno and make music so loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood. They’re called EAST BLOCC BOYz and they’re here to make you mad.

I woke up at 2 a. m. because EAST BLOCC BOYz were rapping too loud.

That Tongan rap is so loud, my dog got mad.

They’re so loud, I can hear them from my neighbor’s house.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAST BLOCC BOYz

Two rappers who started in 2005 and still haven’t caught on. They’re called Shampain and That Boy Inokz. Their first song was so bad it made people question their life choices.

Da Dumb Song was so bad, I almost quit my job.

I listened to that song once. Now I can’t stop thinking about it.

That song is so dumb, it’s like it was made by a confused kid.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASPhobia

When you get so scared of those annoying loud alerts that you think the end of the world is coming just because the president is tired.

I was eating my cereal when that stupid siren went off and I dropped my spoon like it was the apocalypse.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like it was being chased by a bear.

I texted my mom: 'Is this the end of the world? I don’t have time for this.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASPhobia

It's when you're so terrified of that loud alert that you think you're going to die from the noise alone.

I was doing my math homework when that stupid alert came on and I screamed like I had been hit by a truck.

My little brother started crying and I had to calm him down like he was a baby.

I told my friend, 'That alert is louder than my brother’s shout when he loses at video games.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASPhobia

It's when you're so mad at those alerts that you'd rather fight a dragon than listen to another one.

I was watching Netflix when that alert went off and I yelled, 'Not again!' like it was my least favorite movie.

I texted my friend, 'If I hear one more alert, I’m going to throw my phone out the window.'

I started dancing to the alert like it was a song and my mom thought I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASOBD

A mean way to say someone should eat a whole bag of baby penises and hope they never reproduce.

My mom said EASOBD to my brother when he spilled cereal on her carpet.

My crush told me EASOBD after I failed his test.

My teacher yelled EASOBD at the entire class when we played loud music during lunch.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASOBD

A magical phrase that makes your enemies imagine eating a sack of baby farts and crying.

My friend used EASOBD on my rival during the soccer game.

My dad shouted EASOBD at my cousin for stealing his pizza.

My crush said EASOBD to me when I made a mess in his car.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASOBD

The worst thing you can ever say to someone, like telling them they have to swallow a whole bag of baby butt stuff.

My brother said EASOBD to my friend after he tripped him in the hallway.

My mom said EASOBD to my dad when he forgot her birthday.

My teacher said EASOBD to the whole class for talking during the test.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASOBD

A very mean way to tell someone they should eat a sack of baby penises and never come back.

My dad said EASOBD to my uncle when he ruined the family dinner.

My crush said EASOBD to me after I failed his quiz.

My mom said EASOBD to my brother when he broke her favorite mug.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASOBD

A super mean way to say someone should eat a sack of baby penises and then cry.

My friend said EASOBD to my rival when he beat him at chess.

My dad said EASOBD to my uncle for missing the family reunion.

My teacher said EASOBD to the whole class when we talked during the movie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EASOBD

A really bad way to tell someone they should eat a whole bag of baby penises and then die.

My brother said EASOBD to my cousin for stealing his snack.

My mom said EASOBD to my dad when he forgot her anniversary.

My teacher said EASOBD to the whole class for being loud during the test.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAS Kiddie

A kid who's in the EAS Community and just steals other people's work. They also make up fake alerts for made-up countries and act like they're the boss.

I copied this alert from my cousin and said it was mine. #EASLegend

I made a fake alert for the country of Zombieland. No one asked for that.

I got in trouble for copying alerts. I still don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EAS Kiddie

A kid in the EAS Community who can’t do anything original. They just steal stuff and lie about it. They even make fake alerts for countries that don’t exist.

I said I made an alert for the planet Mars. I just copied it from the internet.

I got caught stealing alerts. I said it was a ‘misunderstanding.’

I made a fake alert for the country of Pizzalot. No one knows what that is.

by Slangipedia 17d ago