EASPhobia
When you get so scared of those annoying loud alerts that you think the end of the world is coming just because the president is tired.
I was eating my cereal when that stupid siren went off and I dropped my spoon like it was the apocalypse.
My dog ran out of the house screaming like it was being chased by a bear.
I texted my mom: 'Is this the end of the world? I don’t have time for this.'