Discover Slang

A person is so pumped they type like a robot on fire, all caps and no brain, just trying to get their message out before they explode.

I BEAT THE GAME AND YOU WILL TOO

YES I JUST DIED 10 TIMES

NO WAY I GOT 1000000 COINS AGAIN

When someone is so fired up they think they’re typing in a warzone, all caps and no mercy, just trying to show off how cool they are.

I JUST KILLED THE BOSS AND YOU ARE NOT READY

YES I JUST DIED 100 TIMES

NO WAY I GOT 1000000 COINS AND YOU DIDN’T

When you’re so excited you type like a monkey on a typewriter, all caps and no thought, just trying to scream your message across the internet.

I JUST KILLED THE BOSS AND YOU ARE NOT READY

YES I JUST DIED 100 TIMES

NO WAY I GOT 1000000 COINS AND YOU DIDN’T

When someone is so pumped they type like they’re in a fight, all caps and no mercy, just trying to beat their friend before they even finish typing.

I JUST KILLED THE BOSS AND YOU ARE NOT READY

YES I JUST DIED 100 TIMES

NO WAY I GOT 1000000 COINS AND YOU DIDN’T

EagerXboxone778

The main guy who runs everything, loves clans, used to be a girl, and has a thing for women.

'You think you're the boss? I'm the Head Officer. You're lucky I don't kick you out of the clan.'

'Clanner? I'm the reason you're a clanner. Respect me or get banned.'

'I used to be a girl. Now I'm a guy who's got a thing for women. You're not even close to my level.'

EagerXboxone778

The king of the clan, ex-female, and has a major crush on ladies.

'You want to join the clan? I'm the king. You don't even get a second glance from me.'

'Ex-female? I used to be a girl. Now I'm the king of this clan.'

'I have a major crush on ladies. You're just a regular guy. Not even worthy of my attention.'

EagerXboxone778

The leader of the clan, used to be a girl, and is obsessed with women.

'Leader of the clan? I'm the one who makes the rules. You're just a follower.'

'Used to be a girl? Yeah, I was a girl. Now I'm the leader of this whole clan.'

'Obsessed with women? I'm so obsessed, I don't even notice you.'

the annoying little brother of yeanlingspark who can't shut up.

'Bro, I'm still alive, why are you still talking?'

'You posted that 5 minutes ago, chill out!'

'I'm not even doing anything and you're still spamming me!'

a kid who thinks they're cool just because they follow yeanlingspark.

'I follow yeanlingspark, I'm way cooler than you.'

'You don't follow yeanlingspark, you're just a loser.'

'I'm going to follow yeanlingspark and then I'll be rich.'

the guy who yeanlingspark brought along to make the group look bigger.

'Why are you here? You're just a filler.'

'You're not even interesting, you're just there.'

'I brought you along so it looks like we have more friends.'

the kid who thinks they're the main character just because they talk too much.

'I'm the main character, I talk the most!'

'You're just a side character, I'm the star.'

'I'm not even doing anything, I'm still the main character.'

a useless extra who yeanlingspark dragged into this mess.

'You're useless, you're just here to slow us down.'

'I dragged you into this, now you're stuck with us.'

'You're not helping, you're just making it worse.'

the annoying sidekick who yeanlingspark can't live without.

'You're just my annoying sidekick, I can't live without you.'

'You're the annoying one, I'm the cool one.'

'I need you here, you're my annoying sidekick.'

Eager puppy overkill

A puppy who just got a treat and immediately tries to chew your face off.

Hey babe, I just got a 5-star review on my dating app. Let's go out again tomorrow.

I'm still high from our first date. I want to see you again in 12 hours.

You said you liked me. I'm already planning our third date. You're welcome.

Eager puppy overkill

Like when a dog sees a squirrel and immediately tries to run into traffic.

I just met you. I want to marry you. Let's go to the park today.

You said you liked pizza. I'm already booking our table for tomorrow night.

We went on one date. Now I'm texting you every 15 minutes.

Eager puppy overkill

When you get a new toy and you try to break it just to see if it's worth it.

You said you liked me. I'm already at your door with a bouquet and a schedule.

We just met. I've already planned our entire week.

You sent me a text. Now I'm writing you a poem and a list of our future kids' names.

Eager drinkers

Eager drinkers are the people who swear by Thirsty Thursday like it’s the second coming. They show up with a fake smile and a half-empty beer can, then go back to their sad lives. They only come for two beers because they’re too cheap to buy a full round.

Thirsty Thursday is my religion. I give offerings of two beers and a side eye.

I came for the beer, stayed for the disappointment.

Two beers, one sigh, and a Friday that’s gonna be hell.

Eager drinkers

Eager drinkers are the ones who think they’re cool because they know the difference between Brett Eldredge and Luke Combs. They yell at the radio like it owes them money. They’re not cool. They’re just loud.

I know Luke Combs plays guitar. That doesn’t make me cool. It makes me loud.

Brett Eldredge? That’s the guy who can’t sing. I know that.

If I had a dollar for every time I yelled at the radio, I’d be rich and cool.