Eager drinkers
Eager drinkers are the ones who think they’re cool because they know the difference between Brett Eldredge and Luke Combs. They yell at the radio like it owes them money. They’re not cool. They’re just loud.
I know Luke Combs plays guitar. That doesn’t make me cool. It makes me loud.
Brett Eldredge? That’s the guy who can’t sing. I know that.
If I had a dollar for every time I yelled at the radio, I’d be rich and cool.