Eager puppy overkill - When you get a new toy and you try to break it just to see i

When you get a new toy and you try to break it just to see if it's worth it.

You said you liked me. I'm already at your door with a bouquet and a schedule.

We just met. I've already planned our entire week.

You sent me a text. Now I'm writing you a poem and a list of our future kids' names.