Eager puppy overkill

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A puppy who just got a treat and immediately tries to chew your face off.

Hey babe, I just got a 5-star review on my dating app. Let's go out again tomorrow.

I'm still high from our first date. I want to see you again in 12 hours.

You said you liked me. I'm already planning our third date. You're welcome.

Like when a dog sees a squirrel and immediately tries to run into traffic.

I just met you. I want to marry you. Let's go to the park today.

You said you liked pizza. I'm already booking our table for tomorrow night.

We went on one date. Now I'm texting you every 15 minutes.

When you get a new toy and you try to break it just to see if it's worth it.

You said you liked me. I'm already at your door with a bouquet and a schedule.

We just met. I've already planned our entire week.

You sent me a text. Now I'm writing you a poem and a list of our future kids' names.