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Eagle
A majestic bird that farts freedom and pukes patriotism all over the world. It’s like the king of the sky and the best friend of liberty
The Eagle pooped on the communists and they all cried.
It flew over the country and dropped democracy on the enemies.
The Eagle’s poop is the best kind of freedom.
Eagle
America’s favorite bird and the only one that can argue with the British. It brings fireworks, freedom, and loud noises everywhere it goes
The Eagle flew over the British and they lost the argument.
Fireworks came because the Eagle said so.
Freedom was born because the Eagle yelled at the sky.
Eagha
Eagha is a sneaky human who looks like a dream but acts like a backstabbing alley cat. She'll smile at you like you're her best friend, then leave you with a broken heart and a black eye.
Eagha texted me, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said yes. She showed up with my ex. I got a black eye and a text that said, 'See ya next week.'
I asked her out. She said yes. Then she texted my mom. I got grounded and she got my dad's job.
She gave me a compliment. I believed her. Then she took my lunch money and told my crush I had cooties.
Eagha
Eagha is a hot woman with a secret life. She gives out love like candy, but if you mess with her, she'll turn your life into a horror movie.
She asked me to the dance. I went. Then she asked my crush to the prom. I got a D on my report card and a text that said, 'You're welcome.'
She told my crush I was a 'mess.' Then she gave him a chocolate bar. I got a C and a bruise.
She said I was cute. Then she said my crush was 'perfect.' I got a B- and she got my crush's number.
Eagger
A dirty word to call Eagles when you’re too lazy to think of anything better.
I saw an Eagle and said 'Eagger' because I was too tired to curse properly.
My dog barked at an Eagle and I yelled 'Eagger' at my dog.
I called my brother 'Eagger' because he forgot to feed my cat.
Eagger
A silly way to insult Eagles like they’re your ex.
My teacher said 'Eagger' when an Eagle flew into the classroom.
I texted my friend 'Eagger' because he said he hated Eagles.
I yelled 'Eagger' at the sky because I had a bad day.
Eagger
A stupid name to throw at Eagles when you’re mad and out of ideas.
I screamed 'Eagger' at an Eagle because it stole my lunch.
I called my mom 'Eagger' because she didn’t understand my math homework.
I texted my crush 'Eagger' because I was too nervous to say anything else.
Eagger
A dumb word to use for Eagles when you’re too lazy to say anything else.
I said 'Eagger' to an Eagle because I was too tired to think of a better insult.
I called my brother 'Eagger' because he wouldn’t stop eating my pizza.
I yelled 'Eagger' at my dog because it barked at an Eagle.
Eagger
A fake insult for Eagles when you’re trying to sound cool but failing.
I said 'Eagger' to an Eagle because I wanted to sound tough but failed.
I used 'Eagger' on my friend because I thought it was a cool word.
I told my crush 'Eagger' because I thought it was a secret code.
Eagger
A useless word to throw at Eagles when you have no idea what you’re doing.
I called an Eagle 'Eagger' because I didn’t know what to say.
I told my teacher 'Eagger' because I thought it was a real word.
I said 'Eagger' to my dog because it looked confused.
Eagerpie
A Fortnite player who’s so bad they crash the game just by existing
I saw Eagerpie try to build and it looked like a toddler threw blocks at a wall.
Eagerpie tried to shoot and missed the enemy’s head by like 10 feet.
Eagerpie walked into a building and it collapsed like it was hit by a truck.
Eagerpie
A Fortnite player who thinks they're a pro but they're just a sad excuse for a human
Eagerpie tried to do a triple jump and fell flat on their face.
Eagerpie had a 100% win rate... in 2019.
Eagerpie got eliminated by a kid who uses a boomerang.
Eagerpie
A Fortnite player who’s so clueless they think the sky is a building
Eagerpie tried to fly and just stood there screaming like a mad man.
Eagerpie built a tower and it looked like a drunk person made it.
Eagerpie ran into the ocean and thought it was a lake.
Eagerless
A person who is as excited as a soggy biscuit in a mud puddle
I saw him at the concert and he didn’t even blink when the band started playing.
She got a new phone and just stared at it like it was a math test.
He was told there was cake and he said, 'whatever.'
Eagerless
Someone who could watch a paint job dry and still be bored out of their mind
He sat through the whole movie and didn’t even laugh when the guy fell off the cliff.
She was told about the party and just said, 'Okay.'
He got a free pizza and ate it like it was a punishment.
Eagerless
A person who would rather be beaten with a dictionary than show any interest
He was told there was a surprise and he said, 'I don’t care.'
She got a promotion and just shrugged.
He saw a fire and said, 'Cool, I guess.'
Eagerless
A human who has no spark and acts like a dead toaster
He got a free ticket and just sat there like he was waiting for a train to hit him.
She was told about the adventure and said, 'Fine.'
He saw a dancing bear and said, 'whatever.'
Eagerless
A person who has no energy and is as fun as a wet sock
He was told about the game and said, 'I’m not going.'
She got a new job and just said, 'Okay.'
He saw a party and said, 'Whatever.'
Eagerish
a twig of a human who’s so desperate for juicy gossip they’d sell their lemmings for a sandwich
@jennysays: why is everyone talking about my ex’s new hair? i haven’t slept in 3 days
dm: u heard the rumor about the principal? i’m dying here
tweet: my lemmings are tired of my gossip addiction, and i don’t care
Eagerish
a human who’s so thin you can see their bones and they’re too busy spreading rumors to eat
text: i didn’t even notice my lemmings had left until i started whispering secrets to the ceiling
tweet: my sandwich is more interesting than my life
dm: i just heard the cafeteria lady had a secret affair, and now i can’t stop talking about it
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