Eagha
Eagha is a hot woman with a secret life. She gives out love like candy, but if you mess with her, she'll turn your life into a horror movie.
She asked me to the dance. I went. Then she asked my crush to the prom. I got a D on my report card and a text that said, 'You're welcome.'
She told my crush I was a 'mess.' Then she gave him a chocolate bar. I got a C and a bruise.
She said I was cute. Then she said my crush was 'perfect.' I got a B- and she got my crush's number.