Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who stands tall while the rest are crawling in the dirt

My cousin got promoted to Eagle. The others just got demoted to rats.

He’s the only one who didn’t get bit by the snake.

Eagle’s the only one who didn’t get fired for talking back to the boss.

2

America! F*** Yeah! Let the flag wave and the enemies burn

When I saw the flag, I screamed America! F*** Yeah!

The president yelled it during the big fireworks.

My dog barked it when he saw the fireworks.

3

The top rank in the Boy Scouts. Only 2 out of 100 get it. The rest are just regular scouts who can’t tie their shoes properly

My brother got Eagle. I got stuck with Life. Big difference.

He earned it by doing chores and not crying.

I failed the test because I ate too much candy.

4

The Desert Eagle Pistol. It shoots bullets like it’s trying to kill your mom

That gun is so loud, my dog ran away.

He used it to shoot the thief in the face.

It’s the gun of the angry dad who just got divorced.

5

A golf score that’s two under par. The kind of score that makes you want to high-five the hole

He made a two under par and I cried happy tears.

I got a two under par and my friend yelled ‘Nice shot!’

That was a two under par and the hole was like ‘You’re welcome.’

6

A majestic bird that farts freedom and pukes patriotism all over the world. It’s like the king of the sky and the best friend of liberty

The Eagle pooped on the communists and they all cried.

It flew over the country and dropped democracy on the enemies.

The Eagle’s poop is the best kind of freedom.

7

America’s favorite bird and the only one that can argue with the British. It brings fireworks, freedom, and loud noises everywhere it goes

The Eagle flew over the British and they lost the argument.

Fireworks came because the Eagle said so.

Freedom was born because the Eagle yelled at the sky.