Eagerish

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a twig of a human who’s so desperate for juicy gossip they’d sell their lemmings for a sandwich

@jennysays: why is everyone talking about my ex’s new hair? i haven’t slept in 3 days

dm: u heard the rumor about the principal? i’m dying here

tweet: my lemmings are tired of my gossip addiction, and i don’t care

a human who’s so thin you can see their bones and they’re too busy spreading rumors to eat

text: i didn’t even notice my lemmings had left until i started whispering secrets to the ceiling

tweet: my sandwich is more interesting than my life

dm: i just heard the cafeteria lady had a secret affair, and now i can’t stop talking about it

a skeleton with a mouth who’s obsessed with secrets and doesn’t know how to shut up

dm: i just heard the gym teacher’s ex came back, and i’m not letting this go

text: my lemmings are tired of my gossip, but i can’t stop

tweet: i have a rumor and i’m not afraid to use it