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Eagle Bait
A girl tries to help her hot friend get a guy by pretending to like him so she can get tossed aside like a used tissue
She said she liked him just so her friend could get him to go to the movies
He asked her out so her friend could be the one to get the prom invite
She flirts with him so her friend can be the one to get the attention
Eagle Academy
Eagle Academy is six piece of trash schools full of lying, stealing, lazy niggas. They cheat, they scam, they sleep through class and still act like they’re the king of the world.
Yo, Eagle is the worst. All my homies there are fakes.
Eagle is like a jail for niggas who think they’re rich.
That school is full of shrimp dicks who can’t even do math.
Eagle Academy
Eagle Academy is six schools that spend all their money on fake stuff, but the teachers are all gay and the kids are all stupid.
Eagle is like a gay bar for teachers and a dumb school for kids.
I swear, half the teachers there are faggots.
Eagle Academy is so fake, it’s like a lie.
Eagle Academy
Eagle Academy is six schools full of hoes and niggas. The worst one is Zaeden, who acts like he’s the best but he’s just a lying hoe.
Zaeden is the biggest hoe at Eagle. Everyone knows it.
Eagle is full of hoes who don’t even study.
Zaeden’s the worst. He’s a lying, cheating hoe.
Eagle 5
A super sneaky way government pigs or other jerks have secret sex. Also the name of a stupid Winnebago in a movie that makes no sense.
I heard Eagle 5 was the reason my uncle got a promotion and a divorce.
My mom said Eagle 5 was why the president got a second term.
My brother said Eagle 5 was the reason he failed gym.
Eagle 5
A secret government sex move that makes everyone involved feel like a jerk. Also a stupid Winnebago from a movie that no one liked.
My cousin said Eagle 5 was the reason his job got fired.
I heard Eagle 5 was the reason my dog got a new collar.
My teacher said Eagle 5 was why the school got a new principal.
Eagle 5
A secret government way of having sex that smells like old socks and regret. Also the name of a Winnebago that looked like it was made of spaghetti.
My dad said Eagle 5 was the reason his car broke down.
My brother said Eagle 5 was why his pizza got cold.
My neighbor said Eagle 5 was the reason his cat ran away.
Eagle 16 Nam
A pain in the ass who acts like they know everything but are totally clueless
'Bro, I’ve been playing for 10 years, and you’re still using a sword?'
'I told you to upgrade your gear, but no, you had to be a dumbass and fight with a stick.'
‘You’re not even a real player, you’re just here to scream.’
Eagle 16 Nam
The kind of person who thinks they’re a legend but are just a glorified beginner
'I’m gonna take you down like a rookie.'
‘You’re not even worth my time, I could beat you with my eyes closed.’
‘You’re just here to make me look good.’
Eagle 16 Nam
A complete mess who can’t handle a single challenge and still thinks they’re the best
'I died 10 times, but I still think I’m the strongest.’
‘You barely scratched me, but I’m gonna cry about it.’
‘I got beaten by a kid who’s been playing for a week.’
Eagle 16 Nam
Someone who talks too much and knows nothing but still thinks they’re a pro
'I’m gonna explain this to you like you’re five.'
‘You don’t even know what you’re doing, and you’re still trying to be cool.’
‘I’m not just a player, I’m a teacher.’
Eagle 16 Nam
A guy who screams at you like you owe him money and still can’t beat you
'You’re gonna pay for this loss!'
‘I’m gonna beat you so hard you’ll cry.’
‘You think you’re tough, but I’m tougher.’
Eagle 106.3
The best radio station in the whole world. It’s run by the most talented, messed-up, and weird people ever. Once you hear it, you never go back. The Eagle plays classic rock so good, it could make a dead man dance.
I hate everything else now. The Eagle is the only thing that makes sense.
My mom listens to this and forgets I exist. It’s glorious.
I turned my radio on and it started playing 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' I cried. I didn’t even know I could cry.
Eagle 106.3
The Eagle is like the most amazing, loud, and ridiculous radio station. The people who run it are insane. You’ll never listen to anything else because it’s the best. It’s got the best music and the best sound. No one can beat it.
I’m stuck in traffic and The Eagle is playing. I don’t care if I miss my meeting.
My dad listens to it all day. He’s like a zombie but happy.
My dog started barking at the radio. It’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Eagle 106.3
The Eagle is the most amazing radio station in the history of the world. The people who work there are geniuses. Once you hear it, you’re hooked for life. It plays the best classic rock with the best sound. It’s number one and no one can deny it.
I listen to The Eagle and forget my problems. I’m rich now.
I turned it on and my whole day was ruined. In the best way.
My friend’s radio is broken. I gave her The Eagle. She cried.
Eagle
A man who stands tall while the rest are crawling in the dirt
My cousin got promoted to Eagle. The others just got demoted to rats.
He’s the only one who didn’t get bit by the snake.
Eagle’s the only one who didn’t get fired for talking back to the boss.
Eagle
America! F*** Yeah! Let the flag wave and the enemies burn
When I saw the flag, I screamed America! F*** Yeah!
The president yelled it during the big fireworks.
My dog barked it when he saw the fireworks.
Eagle
The top rank in the Boy Scouts. Only 2 out of 100 get it. The rest are just regular scouts who can’t tie their shoes properly
My brother got Eagle. I got stuck with Life. Big difference.
He earned it by doing chores and not crying.
I failed the test because I ate too much candy.
Eagle
The Desert Eagle Pistol. It shoots bullets like it’s trying to kill your mom
That gun is so loud, my dog ran away.
He used it to shoot the thief in the face.
It’s the gun of the angry dad who just got divorced.
Eagle
A golf score that’s two under par. The kind of score that makes you want to high-five the hole
He made a two under par and I cried happy tears.
I got a two under par and my friend yelled ‘Nice shot!’
That was a two under par and the hole was like ‘You’re welcome.’
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