Eagle 5

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A super sneaky way government pigs or other jerks have secret sex. Also the name of a stupid Winnebago in a movie that makes no sense.

I heard Eagle 5 was the reason my uncle got a promotion and a divorce.

My mom said Eagle 5 was why the president got a second term.

My brother said Eagle 5 was the reason he failed gym.

A secret government sex move that makes everyone involved feel like a jerk. Also a stupid Winnebago from a movie that no one liked.

My cousin said Eagle 5 was the reason his job got fired.

I heard Eagle 5 was the reason my dog got a new collar.

My teacher said Eagle 5 was why the school got a new principal.

A secret government way of having sex that smells like old socks and regret. Also the name of a Winnebago that looked like it was made of spaghetti.

My dad said Eagle 5 was the reason his car broke down.

My brother said Eagle 5 was why his pizza got cold.

My neighbor said Eagle 5 was the reason his cat ran away.