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Eager drinkers

Eager drinkers are like the kids in the back of the class who only show up for two beers. They’re excited about the weekend, but they’re also mad they have to work on Friday. They’re like a broken toaster. Half-decent, but not great.

I’m excited for the weekend, but I hate working on Friday. It’s like a broken toaster.

Two beers, one day off, and a lot of complaints.

I came for the beer, stayed for the complaints.

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Eager McBeaver

a girl or (gay) man who can’t wait to suck a guy’s cock like it’s the last piece of pizza, then turns into a beaver and chews like a f***ing animal

I saw Eager McBeaver at the bar and he was already licking the guy’s nuts before he even said hello.

She came running to the bathroom screaming, 'I need to give him a head before he leaves!' and then started gnawing like a raccoon.

He tried to give me a head and then bit my tongue like it was a f***ing hot dog.

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Eager McBeaver

a person, usually female or gay, who is so desperate to give a guy a blow job they’ll chew through a brick wall if it gets in the way

She ran into the park screaming, 'I need to give him a head before he f***ing dies!' and then bit a tree.

He showed up at my house with a f***ing sandwich and started chewing through it like it was my cock.

She tried to give me a head and then bit my face like I stole her f***ing lunch money.

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Eager McBeaver

a girl or gay man who is so f***ing excited about giving a guy a head they will bite your f***ing nose if you don’t let them

He bit my nose like I said no to his head and then ran out screaming, 'I’ll be back!' like it was a f***ing movie.

She showed up with a f***ing toothbrush and started chewing like it was my cock.

He tried to give me a head and then bit my cheek like I f***ing owed him money.

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Eager Bunny

Your 15-year-old cousin who thinks getting pregnant is a trophy.

She texted me: 'I’m gonna be the next hot mom.'

She DM’d me: 'I don’t care if I fail math. I’m gonna be a mom.'

She said in class: 'I’m gonna knock this kid up before prom.'

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Eager Bunny

Your 15-year-old cousin who thinks a baby is just a bonus on her résumé.

She posted on TikTok: 'I’m gonna be a mom before I’m 16.'

She told her teacher: 'I’m gonna drop out and have a baby.'

She said to her brother: 'You’re gonna be the dad. I’m gonna be the mom.'

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Eager Bunny

Your 15-year-old cousin who thinks getting pregnant is the best part of being a teenager.

She texted me: 'I’m gonna be the best mom ever.'

She said to her friends: 'I’m gonna be the one who gets knocked up.'

She told her mom: 'I’m gonna have a baby before I turn 16.'

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Eager Beaver

A person who can't wait for something and drives everyone else insane because of it.

'I can't wait for the concert!' he screamed. No one else could hear the music over his excitement.

'She was so eager, she texted me 20 times before the party even started.'

'He was so damn excited, he nearly peed his pants.'

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Eager Beaver

A teenage girl who's always looking for the next guy, and doesn't care if she ends up with the worst one.

'She's got a new guy every week, and they're all terrible.'

'She was just looking for a quick fling, not a real relationship.'

'She goes out with guys just for the fun of it.'

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Eager Beaver

A woman who can't keep it mysterious and just wants to be chased.

'She couldn't keep it cool, so she texted him every hour.'

'She was too eager, so he stopped texting her.'

'She made it obvious she wanted him, so he went for it.'

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Eager Beaver

A football player who runs like a maniac, takes the ball like it's his last meal, and tackles like he's been wronged.

'He ran the whole field and tackled the guy like he owed him money.'

'He was so eager, he got the goal and no one even saw it coming.'

'He made the run, got the ball, and tackled like a beast.'

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Eager Beaver

When you wait too long to go to the bathroom and your butt feels like it's going to explode.

'He waited so long, his butt felt like it was about to blow up.'

'She was so desperate to go, she nearly peed in her pants.'

'He waited so long, he ripped his butt open.'

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Eager Beaver

A woman trying to prove she's just as good as the guys, even if she's the only one.

'She had to prove she was as good as the guys, even if she was the only one.'

'She was trying so hard, she almost got fired.'

'She worked twice as hard to show she was just as good.'

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Eager Beaver

A person who wants something so badly, they're practically bouncing off the walls.

'He was so keen, he was bouncing off the walls.'

'She was so excited, she couldn't sit still.'

'He wanted it so bad, he was practically vibrating.'

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Eagen

A total shut-up with the strength of a thousand screaming babies. Doesn't back down. Doesn't ask for permission.

'Eagen walked into the room and stared down the whole football team. Nobody said a word.'

'He didn't blink when the principal called him out. Just stood there like a brick wall.'

'You don't mess with Eagen. He'll kick your ass and you'll never know it happened.'

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Eagen

When you ghost a party like you're running from a bear. No goodbye. No explanation. Just vanishing.

'Left the party without saying a word. Was gone before the music stopped.'

'Showed up for the pizza, then disappeared like a thief in the night.'

'He walked out mid-sentence. Just left. No drama. No explanation. Just a ghost.'

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Eagen

The most beautiful motherfucker in the world. Big as a truck. Hot as a fire. You want him. You need him.

'She looked at him and said, 'You're the best thing I've ever seen.' He just smiled.'

'He walked into the room and the whole place went quiet. Everyone wanted him.'

'That guy's got a body like a superhero and a face like a movie star.'

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Eagan, Minnesota

A town in Minnesota where women think shaving is a curse from the devil and they yell about it in the grocery store.

My aunt yelled at the cashier for not shaving her legs. 'You’re gonna burn in hell!' she screamed.

At the mall, my cousin tried to shave her armpits and got chased out by a group of ladies with brooms.

My mom called my dad a 'shaving traitor' for letting me have a beard.

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Eagan, Minnesota

A place in Minnesota where women don’t shave and if they do, they’re called a ‘shaving heretic’ and people throw bread at them.

My cousin got thrown bread at the church for shaving her legs. 'You’re not worthy of heaven!' they yelled.

At the coffee shop, my aunt said, 'That boy’s got legs like a goat!' and threw a muffin at him.

My grandma told my brother, 'You’re gonna lose your soul if you let her shave!' and threw a pie at him.

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Eagan, Minnesota

A Minnesota town where women don’t shave and if they do, the whole neighborhood knows about it and laughs at them like they’re crazy.

My mom told the whole block about my shaving habit. 'That boy’s got legs like a horse!' she said.

At the park, my cousin got laughed at by a group of ladies who said, 'He’s got a beard and a mustache! What’s next?'

My grandma came to my house and yelled, 'You’ve gone soft! You’re not a man anymore!' and threw a sock at me.

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