Eager McBeaver
a girl or (gay) man who can’t wait to suck a guy’s cock like it’s the last piece of pizza, then turns into a beaver and chews like a f***ing animal
I saw Eager McBeaver at the bar and he was already licking the guy’s nuts before he even said hello.
She came running to the bathroom screaming, 'I need to give him a head before he leaves!' and then started gnawing like a raccoon.
He tried to give me a head and then bit my tongue like it was a f***ing hot dog.