Eager McBeaver
a girl or gay man who is so f***ing excited about giving a guy a head they will bite your f***ing nose if you don’t let them
He bit my nose like I said no to his head and then ran out screaming, 'I’ll be back!' like it was a f***ing movie.
She showed up with a f***ing toothbrush and started chewing like it was my cock.
He tried to give me a head and then bit my cheek like I f***ing owed him money.