Eagan, Minnesota

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A town in Minnesota where women think shaving is a curse from the devil and they yell about it in the grocery store.

My aunt yelled at the cashier for not shaving her legs. 'You’re gonna burn in hell!' she screamed.

At the mall, my cousin tried to shave her armpits and got chased out by a group of ladies with brooms.

My mom called my dad a 'shaving traitor' for letting me have a beard.

A place in Minnesota where women don’t shave and if they do, they’re called a ‘shaving heretic’ and people throw bread at them.

My cousin got thrown bread at the church for shaving her legs. 'You’re not worthy of heaven!' they yelled.

At the coffee shop, my aunt said, 'That boy’s got legs like a goat!' and threw a muffin at him.

My grandma told my brother, 'You’re gonna lose your soul if you let her shave!' and threw a pie at him.

A Minnesota town where women don’t shave and if they do, the whole neighborhood knows about it and laughs at them like they’re crazy.

My mom told the whole block about my shaving habit. 'That boy’s got legs like a horse!' she said.

At the park, my cousin got laughed at by a group of ladies who said, 'He’s got a beard and a mustache! What’s next?'

My grandma came to my house and yelled, 'You’ve gone soft! You’re not a man anymore!' and threw a sock at me.