Eainn
A man so cool he makes your day feel like a lost cause
Eainn came to class and my grades dropped to the floor
He got the last seat and I had to stand in the hallway
I tried to be cool, but Eainn just laughed and said I was a joke
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Eainn
A guy so good he makes your life look like a bad dream
Eainn showed up and my life went from okay to nightmare
He got the best lunch and I had to eat a sandwich that was basically a sad excuse for food
He beat me at chess and I cried in the bathroom
Eainn
A dude so awesome he makes you feel like a failed experiment
Eainn walked in and my day went from normal to a lab experiment that went wrong
He got the best grade and I got a C-
He showed up and my crush left me for him
Eaindray
Eaindray is the best person ever. She’s like my favorite snack, but way better. I’d die if she left me. I love her more than pizza, more than my mom, and more than my dog when he poops on my shoes.
Eaindray, I love you more than my ex and my mom combined.
If you hurt Eaindray, I’ll kick your ass and eat your soul for breakfast.
Eaindray is my everything. My mom’s just a side dish.
Eaindray
Eaindray is a loud, crazy, and hilarious person. She talks way too much and sometimes she’s annoying, but she’s still the best person I know. She’s like my best friend, my mom, and my therapist all in one.
Eaindray talks so much, I think she’s trying to fill the silence with her voice.
She’s annoying, but I still love her. Like how you love your mom even when she yells at you.
Eaindray is like a loud radio. You can’t turn her off, but you don’t want to.
Eain Lin Thu
A hot girl who looks like a saint but judges you like a witch. She’s nice enough, but you gotta look hard to find the kindness. She’s smart, chatty, and doesn’t give a crap what anyone else thinks.
She said I was ‘okay’ after I dropped my phone in the toilet.
She laughed at my haircut but still texted me.
She told my crush I was ‘not bad’ but ‘not great’.
Eain Lin Thu
A girl who looks like a queen but has the brain of a general. She’s sweet, but she’ll roast you if you mess up. She talks a lot and doesn’t care what anyone else says.
She called my math test ‘a disgrace’ but still gave me a hug.
She said my joke was ‘okay’ but then told a better one.
She said my shirt was ‘fine’ but then wore a dress to class.
Eain Lin Thu
A girl who’s pretty, but she’s got a side-eye for anyone who’s not perfect. She’s nice, but she’ll call you out if you’re being dumb. She talks nonstop and doesn’t give a damn about what people say.
She said my essay was ‘meh’ but still helped me fix it.
She said my joke was ‘okay’ but then told a better one.
She said my outfit was ‘fine’ but then wore a dress to lunch.
Eail
To fail a class at SUNY Cortland so bad you get an E instead of an F like you’re trying to be fancy.
I eailed Calculus because I thought it was just numbers, not actual torture.
My GPA is now a dumpster fire because I eailed Biology.
I eailed History because I fell asleep during the final and woke up in the 1800s.
Eail
When you get an E at SUNY Cortland because you didn’t even try and now you’re stuck in the same class next year.
I eailed English because I thought writing essays was a myth.
I eailed Chemistry and now I have to see my professor every single day.
I eailed Physics because I got confused between gravity and my life choices.
Eail
To get an E at SUNY Cortland because you’re too lazy to show up and you’re now stuck with the same class forever.
I eailed Math because I thought it was a phase I’d grow out of.
I eailed Art because I drew a stick figure and called it a masterpiece.
I eailed Spanish because I thought the teacher was speaking in a foreign language.
Eail
When you eail a class at SUNY Cortland and it’s like the professor is personally out to get you.
I eailed Philosophy because I had to think, and I hate thinking.
I eailed Statistics because numbers are my nemesis.
I eailed Music because I can’t tell a note from a joke.
Eail
To get an E at SUNY Cortland because you’re so bad at the class it’s like you’re haunting it.
I eailed Algebra because I turned equations into existential crises.
I eailed Biology because I confused cells with my ex.
I eailed Literature because I read the whole book and still didn’t get it.
Eahhhhhhwieeeeee
Doing the Gangnam style dance into someone until they get so mad they dab you so hard you fall on a cereal box and eat it while crying because your face is smashed and it hurts like hell
I did the Gangnam style into my mom and she dabbed me so hard I fell on a box of Frosted Flakes and cried because my nose was broken
My brother did the Gangnam style into me and I dabbed him so hard he fell on a box of Corn Flakes and cried because his knee was twisted
At the park, I did the Gangnam style into a kid and he dabbed me so hard I fell on a box of Rice Krispies and cried because my elbow was dislocated
Eahhhhhhwieeeeee
You dance into someone and they get so furious they dab you until you fall on a box of cereal and eat it while crying because your whole body is screaming
I danced into my sister and she dabbed me until I fell on a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and cried because my whole body felt like it was on fire
I did the Gangnam style into my friend and he dabbed me until I fell on a box of Oatmeal Cookies and cried because my head was throbbing
I danced into my cousin and she dabbed me until I fell on a box of Chex and cried because my back was broken
Eahhhhhhwieeeeee
You do the Gangnam style into someone and they get so mad they dab you so hard you fall on a cereal box and then you eat it while crying because your face looks like a pancake
I danced into my dad and he dabbed me so hard I fell on a box of Raisin Bran and cried because my face looked like it was flattened by a truck
I did the Gangnam style into my neighbor and she dabbed me so hard I fell on a box of Corn Pops and cried because my eye was swollen
I danced into my brother and he dabbed me so hard I fell on a box of Froot Loops and cried because my mouth was bleeding
Eahhh
what you yell when a girl is sucking your meat so hard it feels like she’s trying to swallow your brain
Eahhh, I’m gonna cum in your mouth and you’re gonna regret it
Eahhh, you’re like a vacuum cleaner for my cock
Eahhh, I’m gonna die and you’re gonna clean up my mess
Eahhh
the sound you make when a girl is so into your cock she’s practically eating it
Eahhh, I think I’m gonna pass out from how good this feels
Eahhh, she’s like a fish swallowing a whole fish
Eahhh, I’m gonna blow my load and she’s gonna eat it
Eahhh
what you say when a girl is giving you the best blowjob you’ve ever had and you’re about to explode
Eahhh, I’m gonna cum so hard it’ll hurt
Eahhh, I’m gonna blow my load and you’re gonna get a free shower
Eahhh, I think I just got a new best friend
Eahan
A total braindead moron who would follow their friend into a burning building just because they saw them throw a pizza at a flamingo.
My cousin is an eahan. He once tried to fix a toaster with a banana.
My neighbor is an eahan. She thought the sun was a giant flashlight.
My brother is an eahan. He kissed a raccoon because it was wearing a hat.