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Eaindray is the best person ever. She’s like my favorite snack, but way better. I’d die if she left me. I love her more than pizza, more than my mom, and more than my dog when he poops on my shoes.
Eaindray, I love you more than my ex and my mom combined.
If you hurt Eaindray, I’ll kick your ass and eat your soul for breakfast.
Eaindray is my everything. My mom’s just a side dish.