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Eaj Park
A human who can write songs, play music, sing, game, stream, and still find time to be a badminton beast while trying to melt in lava like it's his job.
He streams for 12 hours and still has energy to play badminton with his dog.
He made a song about getting roasted in lava and it went viral.
He tried to play Minecraft in lava and it was like watching a cat fight a dragon.
Eaj Park
A guy who can do everything at once, like writing songs, playing music, singing, gaming, streaming, playing badminton, and trying to melt in lava just because he can.
He played Minecraft in lava and still made a hit song about it.
He streams for 8 hours and still plays badminton with his friends.
He tried to swim in lava and it was like a horror movie.
Eaitha
A Chadian girl who acts like she knows everything but is actually clueless and annoying.
Eaitha said she knew the answer, but she was wrong. Classic.
My cousin is an Eaitha. She talks too much and never shuts up.
Eaitha tried to explain the math problem. It was worse than watching paint dry.
Eaitha
A Chadian girl who thinks she's the smartest person in the room, but she's just full of hot air.
Eaitha said she could fix the internet. She couldn't even fix her own phone.
At the party, Eaitha talked about space like she invented it.
Eaitha tried to teach me how to cook. I ended up with a fire in the kitchen.
Eaitha
A Chadian girl who acts like she's got all the answers, but she's just making it up as she goes.
Eaitha said she knew the password. She didn't even know her own name.
Eaitha tried to explain the history test. She failed it herself.
Eaitha said she could beat anyone in a race. She walked the whole way.
Eaisson
A bunch of hairy, faggoty Frenchmen in the 50s who screamed like sissies and played the guitar so bad it made your teeth hurt.
'Eaisson! Let’s ruin this song forever!' he yelled, strumming the guitar like it owed him money.
The Eaisson group was so loud, the bar manager threw a beer at them.
My uncle joined the Eaisson because he thought it was a boy band.
Eaisson
A gang of gay guys in 1950s France who wore way too much hair gel and played the guitar like they were trying to kill it.
'Eaisson! Let’s make this song sound like a dying cat!' they all shouted in unison.
The Eaisson guy next to me tried to play the guitar with his teeth.
My grandma said the Eaisson were the worst thing to ever happen to France.
Eaisson
A group of French queers in the 50s who screamed like they were being stabbed and had enough hair to make a wig.
'Eaisson! I’m gonna scream so loud, the whole city will hear me!' he yelled, then proceeded to sing off-key.
The Eaisson guy at the bar started a fight because he thought someone was making fun of his hair.
My cousin joined the Eaisson and now he thinks he’s a rock star.
Eairthain
Eairthain is like the calm before the storm. He’s polite until someone disrespects his family, and then he turns into a monster who beats the snot out of you with a stick.
My cousin’s a Eairthain. He let me live because I was his cousin. I wish I was dead.
Eairthain walked into the bar, and the whole place shut up. He was just there for his friend.
I told Eairthain I was going to steal his lunch. He didn’t say anything. Then he kicked my chair out from under me.
Eairthain
Eairthain is the kind of guy who will smile at your face, but if you make his friend cry, he will punch you in the mouth with a closed fist.
Eairthain asked me how my day was. I said it was okay. He didn’t say anything. Then he asked my friend how his day was.
Eairthain’s friend cried in front of him. He just nodded and walked away. Later he beat up the guy who made him cry.
Eairthain didn’t laugh at my joke. He just said, 'You’re lucky I’m not your friend.'
Eairthain
Eairthain is the most polite guy in the world until someone messes with his friends, and then he becomes a walking disaster who doesn’t stop until everyone is crying.
Eairthain said, 'You’re not my friend,' and then he knocked me over like I was a kid.
Eairthain let me live because I was his friend’s friend. But my friend wasn’t his friend anymore.
Eairthain stood there and watched me get beaten up. Then he walked in and started screaming at the guy who beat me up.
Eairthain
Eairthain is the kind of guy who will let you live if you’re nice to his family, but if you’re mean to them, he’ll make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.
Eairthain said, 'You’re not my enemy,' and then he walked away. I don’t know why I’m still alive.
Eairthain’s mom cried in front of him. He didn’t say a word. He just walked out and came back with a bat.
Eairthain didn’t say anything when I insulted his sister. Then he kicked me in the gut and said, 'You’re lucky I don’t hate you.'
Eairthain
Eairthain is like a nice guy who doesn’t say much, but if you hurt his friends, he will make sure you don’t get any sleep for a week.
Eairthain didn’t say anything when I insulted his brother. Then he knocked me down like I was a bag of chips.
Eairthain walked in and said, 'You’re not my friend anymore.' Then he kicked me in the shins.
Eairthain let me live because I was his friend’s friend. I don’t know why he was nice to me.
Eairthain
Eairthain is the kind of person who will let you live if you’re polite, but if you’re rude to his friends, he will make sure you get a beating you won’t forget.
Eairthain didn’t say a word when I insulted his brother. Then he came out of nowhere and hit me in the face.
Eairthain walked in and said, 'You’re not my friend anymore,' and then he kicked me in the shins.
Eairthain was nice to me. Then I insulted his sister. He didn’t say a word. Then he beat me up.
Eairan
Eairan is a chunk of glittery meat who thinks he’s hot and everyone else is just jealous
My cousin saw Eairan at the mall and screamed into a cup of hot chocolate
Eairan tried to flirt with my dog and it barked at him
My teacher said Eairan is the reason why the school has a no glitter rule
Eairan
Eairan is a walking disaster who thinks he’s the main character of everyone’s life
Eairan texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me he dreamed about being a rockstar
Eairan sat next to me in math class and whispered 'I’m famous' the whole time
Eairan tried to do a TikTok dance in the grocery store and got kicked out
Eairan
Eairan is a human who smells like expired pizza and thinks he’s the most popular kid in the universe
Eairan walked into the cafeteria and the whole school backed away like he had a disease
Eairan tried to join my group and said 'You’re all just jealous of my greatness'
Eairan wore a shirt that said 'I’m famous' and it was inside out
Eainn
A guy so cool he makes your face look like a sad pizza
Eainn walked in and my day went from okay to legendary
He showed up at the party and I felt like a background extra
I tried to impress my crush, but Eainn just showed up and my crush left with him
Eainn
A dude so good he makes your life feel like a bad movie
Eainn showed up and my life became a sequel I didn't ask for
He got the last slice of pizza and I cried
I tried to be funny, but Eainn just laughed and left
Eainn
A guy so awesome he makes you feel like a broken toy
Eainn walked in and my confidence broke like a toy in a storm
He got the attention of my crush and I became invisible
I tried to beat him at video games, but he just won and called me a baby
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