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Eaker Peaker
you don’t stop bugging people and you’re so glued to your phone you might as well be a zombie
You’re in the class and the teacher is talking and you’re still on your phone like you’re trying to escape reality.
You’re at the park and you’re more interested in your phone than your friend.
You’re on a date and you’re looking at your phone more than you’re looking at your date.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eaker
An eaker is someone who's barely smart enough to survive a math test and lies about how cool they are.
I said I'd get you pizza and you said I got you chicken nuggets? I'm not even a real person anymore.
He claimed he could beat me in a race and then walked the whole way.
She said she'd pass the test and then cried over a math problem.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eaker
Eakers are people who get what they want and then act like it's the worst thing ever because they wanted something fancier.
You got me a PS5 and I said I wanted a Xbox and now I'm mad about it.
He got a new phone and then said I gave him a broken one.
She got a gift card and said I should have given her cash.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eaker
Eakers are fake shoes that come from sneaker but they took out the S because they’re not even real.
They called them eakers and said they were the next big thing but they fell apart the first time I wore them.
My friend bought a pair and they looked like they were made in a garage.
They tried to sell me eakers and said they were better than real shoes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eaker
Being an eaker is when you won't stop annoying people and you keep checking your phone like it's the most important thing.
You wouldn't stop looking at your phone during my speech and I had to yell at you.
She was texting the whole time and didn’t even notice I was talking to her.
He kept looking at his phone and missed the whole game.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eakas
A man so handsome he could make a bullet blush and drop dead from embarrassment.
My crush is an eakas. He walked in and my heart exploded.
That guy is an eakas. I stared at him so long my eyes turned to toast.
My brother said he saw an eakas in the grocery store. He walked out with a cart full of snacks and a new life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eakas
There’s only one eakas, and he’s the only one who matters. Everyone else is just a copy.
I told my friend he was an eakas. He said I was wrong. There’s only one.
My teacher said I was being too loud. I said, 'You're not the eakas.'
I tried to be an eakas. Then I saw the real one. I gave up and went home.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eakampreet
A person who sees someone with a similar name and goes absolutely bananas thinking they’re the love of their life
I saw a guy named Eakampreet and thought he was my soulmate. I texted him 20 times.
She saw a guy named Eakampreet and immediately proposed to him in a coffee shop.
I got confused with Eakampreet and spent the whole week texting the wrong person.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eakampreet
A person who gets so turned on by someone with a similar name they think it’s a magical connection
I saw Eakampreet and thought it was a sign from heaven. I immediately asked him out.
She thought Eakampreet was her destiny and started writing him poems.
I saw Eakampreet and thought I was going to die from love.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eakampreet
A person who thinks someone with a similar name is the best thing since sliced bread and acts like a total idiot over them
I saw Eakampreet and acted like I was going to cry. I texted him every hour.
She saw Eakampreet and started screaming his name in the middle of the street.
I thought Eakampreet was my future and texted him 50 times in one day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eakampreet
A person who gets so excited about someone with a similar name they act like they just won the lottery
I saw Eakampreet and thought I had just won the lottery. I started dancing in the hallway.
She saw Eakampreet and immediately called her mom to tell her about the love of her life.
I saw Eakampreet and texted him so much my phone broke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eakampreet
A person who gets so obsessed with someone with a similar name they start thinking they’re in a movie
I saw Eakampreet and thought I was in a rom-com. I started whispering his name in class.
She saw Eakampreet and immediately started writing a script about their love story.
I thought Eakampreet was my dream guy and started acting like a total drama queen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eakampreet
A person who gets so wild over someone with a similar name they act like they’re on a reality show
I saw Eakampreet and thought I was on a dating show. I texted him 100 times in one day.
She saw Eakampreet and immediately started recording their conversations like it was a show.
I got so obsessed with Eakampreet I started posting about him on social media.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eajer
a hot animal who can't stop thinking about sex
My neighbor is an eajer and walks around shirtless at 2 AM
She texted me a photo of her cat wearing sunglasses and said 'this is my eajer energy'
My brother called his math teacher an eajer because she flirts with every student
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eajer
a person who smells like sweat, sex, and bad decisions
My gym teacher is an eajer and always makes us do 100 push-ups
He called the pizza delivery guy an eajer because he ate the whole box
My cousin said my dog is an eajer because he humps my leg every morning
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eajer
a human who acts like a wild animal when they see someone they like
My friend ran into the street screaming 'I'm an eajer!' when he saw his crush
My mom called my dad an eajer because he proposed to her in a restaurant
My brother told the chicken at the grocery store he was an eajer
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eajayn
A dumb cow who thinks math is just counting chickens and still can’t do it right
Why do I even bother? She added 2 and 2 and got 3. I’m not even mad anymore.
She said 2+2 was 5 because she saw it in a movie. That’s not an excuse.
She tried to explain 2+2=4 like it was a secret code. It wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eajayn
A brain-dead bimbo who thinks 2+2 is a love story
She asked me why 2+2 wasn’t 6. I told her to go cry in a corner.
She thought 2+2 was 22 because she was too lazy to think.
She used 2+2=4 as a reason she didn’t know how to text. That’s not a thing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eajayn
A clueless skank who thinks 2+2 is a conspiracy theory
She said 2+2 was 5 because the government told her so. I don’t even know what to say.
She believed 2+2=4 was a trick to make her feel stupid. It wasn’t.
She tried to convince me 2+2 was 10 because she was high. That’s not a thing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eaj Park
The guy who writes lyrics like they're on fire, composes music like it owes him money, plays guitar like it's his ex, sings like he's been cursed, and plays Minecraft while trying to drown in lava because he's too lazy to actually swim.
Eaj Park is the only person who can make a song about badminton and lava and still make sense.
He plays Minecraft in the middle of a stream and still gets 10k followers.
He tried to swim in lava and just got a new tattoo that says 'I survived Eaj Park's madness.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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