Eajer

My neighbor is an eajer and walks around shirtless at 2 AM

She texted me a photo of her cat wearing sunglasses and said 'this is my eajer energy'

My brother called his math teacher an eajer because she flirts with every student

My gym teacher is an eajer and always makes us do 100 push-ups

He called the pizza delivery guy an eajer because he ate the whole box

My cousin said my dog is an eajer because he humps my leg every morning

My friend ran into the street screaming 'I'm an eajer!' when he saw his crush

My mom called my dad an eajer because he proposed to her in a restaurant

My brother told the chicken at the grocery store he was an eajer