Eaisson

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A bunch of hairy, faggoty Frenchmen in the 50s who screamed like sissies and played the guitar so bad it made your teeth hurt.

'Eaisson! Let’s ruin this song forever!' he yelled, strumming the guitar like it owed him money.

The Eaisson group was so loud, the bar manager threw a beer at them.

My uncle joined the Eaisson because he thought it was a boy band.

A gang of gay guys in 1950s France who wore way too much hair gel and played the guitar like they were trying to kill it.

'Eaisson! Let’s make this song sound like a dying cat!' they all shouted in unison.

The Eaisson guy next to me tried to play the guitar with his teeth.

My grandma said the Eaisson were the worst thing to ever happen to France.

A group of French queers in the 50s who screamed like they were being stabbed and had enough hair to make a wig.

'Eaisson! I’m gonna scream so loud, the whole city will hear me!' he yelled, then proceeded to sing off-key.

The Eaisson guy at the bar started a fight because he thought someone was making fun of his hair.

My cousin joined the Eaisson and now he thinks he’s a rock star.